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“PSY” is Korean for “jackass”

Sunday, December 9th, 2012

- Wiccapundit

The seemingly soft and unthreatening Korean K-pop rapper PSY, who has gotten millions of people to dance in a stupid fashion to his catchy “song” Gangnam Style, is actually virulently anti-American, as evidenced by the lyrics to a song by South Korean rock band N.E.X.T. that he sang in a 2004 concert:

Kill those fucking Yankees who have been torturing Iraqi captives

Kill those fucking Yankees who ordered them to torture

Kill their daughters, mothers, daughters-in-law and fathers

Kill them all slowly and painfully

He is, of course, trying to sanitize his past history in order to enjoy the fruits of his current world adulation.  One sign of the impending Apocalypse?  That over 900,000,000 million views of his video have been recorded on YouTube.  Compare: the 1958 performance of Beethoven’s masterful Ninth Symphony, performed by the Berlin Philharmonic under the direction of Herbert von Karajan (the gold standard for this piece) and including an in-her-prime Leontyne Price singing soprano: 59,000 views.  Seriously? WTF?

Hey PSY, here’s a little statistic for you: over 33,000 “fucking Yankee” soldiers died to prevent the country you were born in from becoming the same Marxist “People’s” shithole that North Korea has become.  This happened before you were even a randy gleam in your daddy’s eye, which you seem not to know as apparently you have never studied Korean history.  Had Americans not died to protect the sovereignty of South Korea, you would have grown up in a regime that has created such widespread starvation among its people that malnutrition has caused the average North Korean to be between 1 and 3 inches shorter than the average South Korean.  In the late 1990′s, North Korea experienced a famine that caused upwards of 3,500,000 people to die of starvation, out of a population of about 22 million.  When 15% of your population dies from state-induced lack of food, what do you do?  Why, you give it a pithy name: “the Arduous March.”  Man, those Commies have a catchy phrase for everything.

If you had grown up under conditions like those that exist today in North Korea, you would not be “rapping” for a high-bling living, you would be laboring in a prison camp and eating your stolen pork raw so the guards wouldn’t catch you cooking it and beat the crap out of you.  Your fame consists entirely of creating a catchy song paired with a silly dance, which makes you something of a one-hit wonder.   Even the Hokey Pokey (which by the way was written in 1857) is a catchy song with a silly dance.  People are still singing and performing that song and dance today.  Do you think anyone will be doing the Gangnam Style dance in six months?  Can you say “Hey, Macarena?”

Bonus add-on:  President Obama and Michelle, despite the controversy over PSY’s ugly past, will nonetheless still attend his Christmas performance.  The President had a great opportunity to engage in a Clintonesque “Sister Souljah” moment, demonstrating his leadership qualities and racking up some props even from conservative commentators, who would have undoubtedly (if grudgingly) given him a thumbs-up for doing the right thing and distancing himself from anti-American sentiment.  That was a high-hanging PR curveball and the President completely whiffed it.  But he is, after all, The Smartest President EVAH.™

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UPDATE: Roll Crimson Tide, Roll

Sunday, November 4th, 2012

- Wiccapundit

That roaring sound you hear?  It’s the sound of the groundswell that will turn Obama out of office.   Here is the latest UnSkewed Polls projection:

Tomorrow I’ll be posting my tarot reading of the impending election.  Stay tuned.

 

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“All The President’s Men” – the Reboot

Friday, September 28th, 2012

- Wiccapundit

If this movie was remade using today’s Lamestream Media, it would be the shortest remake in the history of film:

FADE IN:

(Scene in the newsroom of the Washington Post)

Woodward:  “Do you want to check out this burglary at the DNC headquarters at the Watergate complex?”

Bernstein:  “Nah.  Nobody would be interested in reading about that.  Let’s go get a beer.”

FADE OUT

Just where the hell is the Fourth Estate on the Libyan fiasco and administration coverup?

Bueller?  Bueller?

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Obama Has American Citizen Arrested For Exercising His First Amendment Rights

Saturday, September 15th, 2012

- Wiccapundit

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yes, making a film that makes the Administration uncomfortable now gets actual brownshirts sent to your door in the night.  Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department spokesman Steve Whitmore claims that the “interview” was “voluntary” and that Nakoula Bassely Nakoula was not under arrest.

Yeah, sure.

Hey Barack (Barry) Hussein (Soetoro) Obama:  Fuck you and the camel you rode into town on.  That’s right, I am exercising my First Amendment rights to call you a cocknugget douchetool.   Are you going to track me down and have me taken in for a “voluntary interview” with The Man?

Ann Barnhardt demands to be immediately arrested for blasphemy, because apparently that is now the law in this country, even though nobody seems to know when or by whom that law was passed.  In accordance with Ann’s wishes, this blog is reposting the YouTube video of Ann burning the pages of a Koran that has been bookmarked with strips of bacon.  Ann has called out the thuggish Obama regime on this.  Will they respond?

Here’s the video.  See that it gets distribution far and wide.

Here is the same video subtitled in Arabic. I hope it gets sent far and wide in the insane muslim world.

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Gee, it’s like 1979 all over again

Friday, September 14th, 2012

- Wiccapundit

Let’s see:

Soaring gas prices?  Check.

Flaccid economy?  Check.

Government spending out of control?  Check.

Middle East tensions with assaults on our embassies and murder of ambassadors?  Check.

Impotent foreign policy strategy?  Check.

Fears of nuclear showdown?  Check.

Russian hegemony causing us grief?  Check.

Total loser ensconced in the White House?  Checkcheckcheckcheck.

Maybe I should get my plaid bell-bottoms out of storage and relive the glory days of old.  At least the music was better back then (disco notwithstanding).

Sadly, there is no Ronald Reagan waiting in the wings to put things right.

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This says it all.

Sunday, May 20th, 2012

- Wiccapundit

Courtesy of  Sister Toldjah:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why on Earth is Obama the President?

 

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Fail.

Monday, April 23rd, 2012

- Wiccapundit

This spot-on video got the Twitter account of its producer – Free Market America – suspended.  I wonder why.

(h/t Michelle Malkin)

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Obama’s Watergate

Friday, September 2nd, 2011

- Wiccapundit

At least, that’s what I’m calling it.  It’s just that there are so many scandals to choose from: Pigford, Fast & Furious, etc. ad nauseum.  But the one he should be tagged with is Solyndra.  Say it with me: SOLYNDRA.

What the hell is Solyndra?   A manufacturer of solar panels touted by Teh Prez as being a sterling example of what public-private partnership can do in creating “green jobs.”  Yeah, well the only green in this story is the cargo-ship-sized mounds of public money squandered on another bullshit environmental fetish project run by tied-in Obama cronies.  Remember the Left during the Bush/Cheney years always screaming “BushCheney!  Halliburton!! Eleventy!! 11!!”  Halliburton were a bunch of pikers compared to this crowd.

Solyndra:

1. Recipient of nearly a half billion in low interest (try 1.374% to 1.731%) taxpayer-backed Federal government loans.    2. Company now in Chapter 11 bankruptcy.  3. Major billionaire investor in company was a major Obama campaign fundraising bundler.  4. Neither the Treasury Dept. nor the Office of Management and Budget will provide Congressional investigators with requested documents concerning the loans and how Solyndra obtained them.

Nothing to see here; move along.

Read the whole story at Verum Serum.

This is crony capitalism at its most disgusting.  Say the word loud and long: SOLYNDRA, Obama’s Watergate.  Say it often enough, and maybe it’ll get some traction.

UPDATE:  Solyndra raided by the FBI.   This just gets better and better.

 

 

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Obama! Pay your fuckin’ bills!

Thursday, August 11th, 2011

- Wiccapundit

This is some of the funniest shit EVAH! Can we get this guy to replace TurboTimmeh Geithner?

“Stop bein’ a dickhead and balance the fuckin’ budget!”

“President Obama! You, personally; all the black people was proud, we got a black president. You actin’ like one right now, B. Pay your fuckin’ bills on time!”

Ouch.

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Bollocks!

Wednesday, July 13th, 2011

- Elphaba


I read with interest an opinion piece by Michael Goodwin in The New York Post entitled, “US is too Dumb to Know O is Always Right.”  I think that we are finally starting to have our “V” For Vendetta moment, where the masses are watching the O’s speeches with incredulous faces, uttering the word, “bullocks!”  Anyone paying attention has got to know they’re being lied to, in the worst possible way.  Goodwin states that he turned his television set off half way through the presidential blah-blah-blah:

Enough. He is the Man Who Won’t Listen to Anybody, so why should anybody listen to him?

Tuning out and turning off the president does not fill me with gladness. He cannot be ignored.

But for now, I will leave that unhappy duty to others. I am tired of Barack Obama. There’s nothing new there. His speeches are like “Groundhog Day.”

I already have my “Who is John Galt?” sticker.  Now I need my mask.  How about you?

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