First political post of the New and Improved™ Red State Witch: The Trumpal Wave, Trumpnami, The Trumpening, Trumpenkrieg, etc.
If The Donald wins the Republican nomination for President, cuckservative pundits say that it will be the end of the Republican “brand.” They say that like it is a bug, and not a feature, of his campaign. Whether Trump is elected President, or whether he is any good at it (as if Barry Soetoro hadn’t already set THAT bar pretty low), it will be the end of the Republican Party as we have known it. That would be a good thing.
If Bernie Sanders wins the Democratic nomination, he will destroy the Democrat Party for the foreseeable future. That is a good thing. Even if he (improbably) won the Presidency, he would preside over the collapse of the American Imperium, doing incalculable damage to the Democrat Party. Win -Win.
Kill those fucking Yankees who have been torturing Iraqi captives
Kill those fucking Yankees who ordered them to torture
Kill their daughters, mothers, daughters-in-law and fathers
Kill them all slowly and painfully
He is, of course, trying to sanitize his past history in order to enjoy the fruits of his current world adulation. One sign of the impending Apocalypse? That over 900,000,000 million views of his video have been recorded on YouTube. Compare: the 1958 performance of Beethoven’s masterful Ninth Symphony, performed by the Berlin Philharmonic under the direction of Herbert von Karajan (the gold standard for this piece) and including an in-her-prime Leontyne Price singing soprano: 59,000 views. Seriously? WTF?
Hey PSY, here’s a little statistic for you: over 33,000 “fucking Yankee” soldiers died to prevent the country you were born in from becoming the same Marxist “People’s” shithole that North Korea has become. This happened before you were even a randy gleam in your daddy’s eye, which you seem not to know as apparently you have never studied Korean history. Had Americans not died to protect the sovereignty of South Korea, you would have grown up in a regime that has created such widespread starvation among its people that malnutrition has caused the average North Korean to be between 1 and 3 inches shorter than the average South Korean. In the late 1990’s, North Korea experienced a famine that caused upwards of 3,500,000 people to die of starvation, out of a population of about 22 million. When 15% of your population dies from state-induced lack of food, what do you do? Why, you give it a pithy name: “the Arduous March.” Man, those Commies have a catchy phrase for everything.
If you had grown up under conditions like those that exist today in North Korea, you would not be “rapping” for a high-bling living, you would be laboring in a prison camp and eating your stolen pork raw so the guards wouldn’t catch you cooking it and beat the crap out of you. Your fame consists entirely of creating a catchy song paired with a silly dance, which makes you something of a one-hit wonder. Even the Hokey Pokey (which by the way was written in 1857) is a catchy song with a silly dance. People are still singing and performing that song and dance today. Do you think anyone will be doing the Gangnam Style dance in six months? Can you say “Hey, Macarena?”
Bonus add-on: President Obama and Michelle, despite the controversy over PSY’s ugly past, will nonetheless still attend his Christmas performance. The President had a great opportunity to engage in a Clintonesque “Sister Souljah” moment, demonstrating his leadership qualities and racking up some props even from conservative commentators, who would have undoubtedly (if grudgingly) given him a thumbs-up for doing the right thing and distancing himself from anti-American sentiment. That was a high-hanging PR curveball and the President completely whiffed it. But he is, after all, The Smartest President EVAH.™
Yes, making a film that makes the Administration uncomfortable now gets actual brownshirts sent to your door in the night. Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department spokesman Steve Whitmore claims that the “interview” was “voluntary” and that Nakoula Bassely Nakoula was not under arrest.
Yeah, sure.
Hey Barack (Barry) Hussein (Soetoro) Obama: Fuck you and the camel you rode into town on. That’s right, I am exercising my First Amendment rights to call you a cocknugget douchetool. Are you going to track me down and have me taken in for a “voluntary interview” with The Man?
Ann Barnhardt demands to be immediately arrested for blasphemy, because apparently that is now the law in this country, even though nobody seems to know when or by whom that law was passed. In accordance with Ann’s wishes, this blog is reposting the YouTube video of Ann burning the pages of a Koran that has been bookmarked with strips of bacon. Ann has called out the thuggish Obama regime on this. Will they respond?
Here’s the video. See that it gets distribution far and wide.
Here is the same video subtitled in Arabic. I hope it gets sent far and wide in the insane muslim world.
Middle East tensions with assaults on our embassies and murder of ambassadors? Check.
Impotent foreign policy strategy? Check.
Fears of nuclear showdown? Check.
Russian hegemony causing us grief? Check.
Total loser ensconced in the White House? Checkcheckcheckcheck.
Maybe I should get my plaid bell-bottoms out of storage and relive the glory days of old. At least the music was better back then (disco notwithstanding).
Sadly, there is no Ronald Reagan waiting in the wings to put things right.
At least, that’s what I’m calling it. It’s just that there are so many scandals to choose from: Pigford, Fast & Furious, etc. ad nauseum. But the one he should be tagged with is Solyndra. Say it with me: SOLYNDRA.
What the hell is Solyndra? A manufacturer of solar panels touted by Teh Prez as being a sterling example of what public-private partnership can do in creating “green jobs.” Yeah, well the only green in this story is the cargo-ship-sized mounds of public money squandered on another bullshit environmental fetish project run by tied-in Obama cronies. Remember the Left during the Bush/Cheney years always screaming “BushCheney! Halliburton!! Eleventy!! 11!!” Halliburton were a bunch of pikers compared to this crowd.
Solyndra:
1. Recipient of nearly a half billion in low interest (try 1.374% to 1.731%) taxpayer-backed Federal government loans. 2. Company now in Chapter 11 bankruptcy. 3. Major billionaire investor in company was a major Obama campaign fundraising bundler. 4. Neither the Treasury Dept. nor the Office of Management and Budget will provide Congressional investigators with requested documents concerning the loans and how Solyndra obtained them.
This is crony capitalism at its most disgusting. Say the word loud and long: SOLYNDRA, Obama’s Watergate. Say it often enough, and maybe it’ll get some traction.
This is some of the funniest shit EVAH! Can we get this guy to replace TurboTimmeh Geithner?
“Stop bein’ a dickhead and balance the fuckin’ budget!”
“President Obama! You, personally; all the black people was proud, we got a black president. You actin’ like one right now, B. Pay your fuckin’ bills on time!”
