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Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

As easy as herding cats …

Saturday, August 23rd, 2014

- Wiccapundit

Presented without comment: “Cowboys Herding Cats”:

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Thank you, Don Pardo.

Tuesday, August 19th, 2014

- Wiccapundit

Sadly, the great voice-over announcer Don Pardo has passed away.  Not only was he the “voice” of Saturday Night Live cast introductions from the first episode, most people don’t know he had a cameo on the Frank Zappa song “I’m The Slime.”

“Don’t touch that dial!!!”

In honor of Don, here’s that tasty little Zappa tidbit, with Don’s immortal voice-over at 2:08:

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Friday Funneh

Friday, January 17th, 2014

- Wiccapundit

Q:  How many radical feminists does it take to change a tire?

A:  A man, because apparently a fish does need a bicycle.

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Is there anything that Charles Bronson can’t do?

Monday, December 2nd, 2013

- Wiccapundit

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My Obama criticism: Will I be banned for life?

Wednesday, August 14th, 2013

- Wiccapundit

A rodeo clown in Missouri who made fun of King Barack the Thin-Skinned has been banned for life from performing in Missouri.

Really?  What was that dusty old First-Something-Or-Other we used to believe in?

Oh yeah.  First Amendment.  Yeah, that’s the ticket.

Here’s my two cents.  Barack (Barry) Hussein (Soetoro) Obama is a pusillanimous pisspot, a narcissicistic child, a tinpot dictator with delusions of godhood (h/t Star Trek, The Original Series; episode: The Trouble With Tribbles), an incompetent Peter Principle putz, an Affirmative Action asswipe with no discernible talent other than persuading guilty white liberals to feel good about themselves by voting the decline of the United States into actual fact.

Is that enough to get me banned for life?

Damn, it’s hard to get the attention of the Elites™.

Fuck you Barry and the donkey (ass) you rode into town on.

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The Enlightened Redneck: Take the Test

Monday, December 17th, 2012

- Wiccapundit

While pondering some of the cognitively dissonant aspects of my own personality (and having nothing to do this evening), I came up with:

THE ENLIGHTENED REDNECK TEST

The Enlightened Redneck is one who can move equally easily in elitist, bi-coastal circles or at a rural down-home barbeque.

 This “test” considers attributes that are commonly considered “enlightened” – those in category (1) – and those considered “redneck” – those in category (2). For each question, give yourself one point for either category (1) or (2), or both, and total them for each category.  If the totals of the two categories are more than five points apart, then the Enlightened Redneck is out of balance, and needs to channel his or her inner aesthete (if too high in the (2) category), or go outdoors and do some huntin’ (if too high in the (1) category).   Take the test …

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I can’t believe I didn’t notice this during the debate

Thursday, October 4th, 2012

- Wiccapundit

The network must have used some special effects to edit the video so that this wasn’t visible to the audience:

Obama’s Self-Ass-Kicking Machine

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Your daily mohammed

Monday, September 17th, 2012

- Wiccapundit

A dog left this sculpture of mohammed on my lawn:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Maybe he can get a National Endowment for the Arts grant to produce a traveling roadshow version of it.

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Finally: humor that says something honest about Obama

Wednesday, August 8th, 2012

- Elphaba

This needs to make the rounds. There’s not enough satire focusing on President Obama.  Most comedic acts poke fun only at conservatives.  This has a level of honesty that is a breath of fresh air:

Obama That I Used To Know – watch more funny videos
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Some thoughts on aging

Sunday, July 8th, 2012

- Wiccapundit

I do believe George Carlin got it right:

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