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Choke on a hairball, Disney.

April 10th, 2016

– Wiccapundit

Gee, Disney is just a great, big lovable ball of cat-lovin’, what with the corporation actively supporting an army of feral cats on the grounds of Disney World to keep the local rodent population in check:

The Secret Cats of Disneyland

Hmm, did they obtain H1B visas so these cats could do the work that American cats won’t do? Did the original felines have to train their rat-killing replacements? I mean, it’s not like Disney would do anything like that with actual, oh, PEOPLE, would they?

They’ll get my money when Hell has frozen over, melted, then refrozen.  Besides, one experience at waiting in line for The Line Ride™ at Disney World (not an actual ride, just a line that simulates the experience of being in line for an actual ride) is more than enough.

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This is JUST like the Holocaust. Really, it is.

April 2nd, 2016

– Wiccapundit
Oh for fuck’s sake:

Chalk

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Do follow the link for some weapons-grade stupid @ $63,000 per year:

NoTrumpAtEmory

Allow me to Fisk the Tweets:

Agreed demand 1: President Wagner issues a strongly worded statement that Emory condemns Trump & all Repub candidate

Strongly worded statement? Forfend! By the way, more than one candidate is candidates, children, but it’s Twitter so who gives a fuck about, oh, you know, English grammar.  Not at $63K per annum.

Agreed demand 2: Emory will allow a floor of a building to be a safe space for POC 24/7 with a security guard

A separate floor. For “People Of Color.” Hey, I’m white! Ain’t that a color, too?  Separate.  But it’s gotta be EQUAL, man! Because none of these POCs (Persons Of Childishness) has ever heard of Brown v. Board of Education of Topeka, Kansas, which, to the history-challenged, overturned the legal basis for segregation established by Plessy v. Ferguson.

Agreed demand 3: Emory will provide a full time grounds employee to remove any Repub drawings or other graffiti w/ a hotline to report

Will this count as an Obama jobs-saved-or-created?

Agreed demand 4: Emory will provide a salary ($20 per HR or more) to group leaders thru Nov election w/ fac/staff parking

At last we see what this is about. Twenty bucks an hour for an untrained, untalented, unproductive (group leader) whiner who will get some of that sweet, sweet faculty parking.  What about taking the bus, you carbon-non-neutral Earth-killer?

Agreed demand 5: every conceivable accommodation should be give to SOC from class, work or practice if affected by these incidents

I assume SOC means Students Of Color.  Can I just call them “colored students?”  “Accomodation should be give …”  I hope their parents ask for a refund of tuition for Freshman English 101.

Agreed demand 6: student leaders will be given Emory golf carts to get around campus and be able to respond to students affected

Wait, Emory has golf carts? What is this, the municipal links?  Besides, nothing says urgent emergency response needed like “affected students.” (“Student leaders, this is Dispatch. We have an emergency meltdown of a special student snowflake at the dorm.”)

Agreed demand 7: Any reactionary campus group must inform our leaders of activities or meetings to avoid inentional/unintentional aggression

Reactionary campus groups like . . . Stop Trump At Emory? How about the Genghis Khan LARP club?  And for the love of humanity, try to FUCKING SPELL.

Agreed demand 8: Pres Wagner will write a terse letter to Trump & Cruz campaigns barring them from any activity on Emory campus

Holy escalation, Batman! We’ve moved from a “strongly-worded statement” to a “terse letter.” And why does Cruz show up here? Is he Trump’s sidekick?

Agreed demand 9: Emory will use RAVE emergency notification sys to issue trigger warning to students when chalk or other drawings are found

I can’t think of a better use of rich, stupid, liberal parents’ tuition money than wasting it on this. Forget classes! We’ve got trigger warnings to stop!  And what “other drawings” will draw these youths’ ire? How about a drawing of a  Donald Trump fucking Mohammed in the ass without so much as the courtesy of a reach-around? Does that trigger you?

Agreed demand 10: starting Fall 16 all incoming students (freshpersons, graduate, PT & transfers) will receive diversity training.  Curriculum created and lessons taught by our student leaders w/ fac advisor of our choosing

“Freshpersons?” Is that like the Fresh Prince of Belair? Diversity training, yeah. Let’s just cut to the chase and rename the place Emory Reeducation Facility and Day Care.

Honestly, sometimes I wish the SHTF moment would just go ahead and get here already.  These bags of mostly water won’t last 72 hours from the moment things get frisky.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Trumplander – There Can Be Only One

February 15th, 2016

– Wiccapundit

First political post of the New and Improved™ Red State Witch: The Trumpal Wave, Trumpnami, The Trumpening, Trumpenkrieg, etc.

If The Donald wins the Republican nomination for President, cuckservative pundits say that it will be the end of the Republican “brand.”  They say that like it is a bug, and not a feature, of his campaign.  Whether Trump is elected President, or whether he is any good at it (as if Barry Soetoro hadn’t already set THAT bar pretty low), it will be the end of the Republican Party as we have known it.  That would be a good thing.

If Bernie Sanders wins the Democratic nomination, he will destroy the Democrat Party for the foreseeable future.  That is a good thing.  Even if he (improbably) won the Presidency, he would preside over the collapse of the American Imperium, doing incalculable damage to the Democrat Party.  Win -Win.

What say y’all?

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We’re baaaaaaack!

February 13th, 2016

– Wiccapundit

We haven’t been dead; just MOSTLY dead.  Actually, just wandering the ether, where we were banished by the horrididdities of GoDaddy (heapings of scorn be upon them). It has taken over a year to sort out the problem.  Now that we’ve returned, we’ll have plenty to say.  We hope you’re all still out there!

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Je suis Charlie?

January 8th, 2015

– Wiccapundit

We should all be Charlie.  This one:

charles martel at tours

Charles Martel (Charles the Hammer) crushing the Muslim invaders at the Battle of Tours in 732.

Lan estaslem.

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Not dead yet.

January 6th, 2015

– Wiccapundit

I’ve been busy making the doughnuts so I can pay for the bourbon.  I’m not dead yet:

Hope to have some new content soon!  Do stick around!

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Samhain.

November 1st, 2014

– Wiccapundit

A Blessed Samhain to all our friends.  The Veil is very thin today.

samhain

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Moar bourbon

September 17th, 2014

– Wiccapundit

Tried a new bourbon recently – Jim Beam Black Label.  I’m not generally a fan of Beam, but I thought I’d give this one a try.  Not bad overall; better than the regular-label Jim Beam, but a bit more bite than I care for.  This still doesn’t supplant my go-to everyday bourbon: Old Charter 10 Year.  Worth a try; YMMV.

Jim Beam Black

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Balls of Steel

September 3rd, 2014

– Wiccapundit

Never open your door to the police without a warrant.  If you do, capture it on video.  Better, livestream it.  Demand a warrant.  Do not give them a reason to enter your home.  Keep your cool.  Force them to obey the law.

This is how it’s done:

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As easy as herding cats …

August 23rd, 2014

– Wiccapundit

Presented without comment: “Cowboys Herding Cats”:

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