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Michael Moore volunteers for Rahm Emmanuel’s job.

Monday, March 8th, 2010

– Elphaba

Oh, good grief…what a douche nozzle this jerk is.  And of course, it is in the Puffington Host, as James Taranto loves to call it.

Lemme give you some excerpts:

Dear President Obama,

I understand you may be looking to replace Rahm Emanuel as your chief of staff.

I would like to humbly offer myself, yours truly, as his replacement.

I will come to D.C. and clean up the mess that’s been created around you. I will work for $1 a year. I will help the Dems on Capitol Hill find their spines and I will teach them how to nonviolently beat the Republicans to a pulp.

And I will help you get done what the American people sent you there to do. I don’t need much, just a cot in the White House basement will do.

Now, don’t get too giddy with excitement over my offer, because you and I are going to be up at 5 in the morning, seven days a week and I am going to get you pumped up for battle every single day. Each morning you and I will do 100 jumping jacks and you will repeat after me:

“THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ELECTED ME, NOT THE REPUBLICANS, TO RUN THE COUNTRY! I AM IN CHARGE! I WILL ORDER ALL OBSTRUCTIONISTS OUTTA MY WAY! IF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE DON’T LIKE WHAT I’M DOING THEY CAN THROW MY ASS OUT IN 2012. IN THE MEANTIME, I CALL THE SHOTS ON THEIR BEHALF! NOW, CONGRESS, DROP AND GIVE ME 50!!”

Um…up at 5 am to do jumping jacks? *ROTFLMAO* I don’t think this fat creep has ever done 100 jumping jacks in his whole entire life!

Who knew that it is really as easy as all that…by jove, who needs Barack Obama when all we really need to completely f*** up the country is Mr. Moore.  Oh, and NOTE TO MIKEY:  there’s currently a sizeable Democratic majority in Congress.  If there’s obstructionism, you best be looking at the few sane and responsible Democrats you have left. The pompous turd continues:

I know this is the job Rahm Emanuel was supposed to be doing.

Now, don’t get me wrong. I have always admired Rahm Emanuel (if you don’t count his getting NAFTA pushed through Congress in the ’90s which destroyed towns like Flint, Michigan. I know, picky-picky.). He is what we needed for a long time — a no-apologies, take-no-prisoners fighting machine. Someone who is not afraid to get his hands dirty and pound the right wing into submission. Far from being the foul-mouthed bully he has been portrayed as, Rahm is the one who BEAT UP the bullies to protect us from them.

More’n a little hyperbolic there, eh, Mikey?

That’s certainly what he did in 2006. After six long, miserable years of the middle-class getting slaughtered and the poor being flushed down the toilet, Rahm Emanuel took on the job of returning Congress to the Democrats.

Funny…unemployment is almost as high after a year of Obama as it was during Carter’s disastrous presidency.  Where’s the relief to the middle class, you disingenuous piece of dog squeeze?  And the poor?  Hey, dumbass–they’re still poor, only there’s more of ’em now, thanks to the Democrats in Congress.  You may find this one bites you in your sizeable ass, ’cause ole Rahmbo doesn’t forgive OR forget.  I hope you like dead fish.

You get the idea.  The “open letter” goes on, ad nauseum, bashing Repubs, comparing them to Rahm himself (how can you emasculate someone and then pretend they’re still badass?  I dunno).  I thought about breaking the whole thing down to point out the idiocies, but folks, life is far too short, and besides–I’m getting nauseous, and it is past my bedtime.  You can read it for yourselves.  Michelle Malkin is right: liberals are unhinged, and this fool is a prime example of typical far-left self important overblown bloviating navel-gazing vapidity.  The good news is, that Americans are finally wide awake and they are royally PISSED.  I just wish they’d been more alert during the 2008 elections; it would have spared us all a lot of grief.

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The wheels on the bus go ’round and … SCREECH

Monday, March 8th, 2010

– Wiccapundit

Sure, the old “the wheels have come off the bus” phrase has been, well, thrown under the bus a time or two too many.  But the visual still works.

I always enjoy watching enemies eat each other’s liver.   Congresssman Eric Massa (D – NY) claims that the Dems are forcing him out of Congress because he voted against Obamacare.  In related news, Rahm Emmanuel is apparently “the son of the devil’s spawn.”  Would that make him Satan’s grandson?

(Via Ace, per usual.)

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