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Posts Tagged ‘Obama’

You call yourself a journalist, you son of a bitch?

Saturday, May 17th, 2014

– Wiccapundit

Trey Gowdy kneecaps The Media™ in about 3 minutes:

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My Obama criticism: Will I be banned for life?

Wednesday, August 14th, 2013

– Wiccapundit

A rodeo clown in Missouri who made fun of King Barack the Thin-Skinned has been banned for life from performing in Missouri.

Really?  What was that dusty old First-Something-Or-Other we used to believe in?

Oh yeah.  First Amendment.  Yeah, that’s the ticket.

Here’s my two cents.  Barack (Barry) Hussein (Soetoro) Obama is a pusillanimous pisspot, a narcissicistic child, a tinpot dictator with delusions of godhood (h/t Star Trek, The Original Series; episode: The Trouble With Tribbles), an incompetent Peter Principle putz, an Affirmative Action asswipe with no discernible talent other than persuading guilty white liberals to feel good about themselves by voting the decline of the United States into actual fact.

Is that enough to get me banned for life?

Damn, it’s hard to get the attention of the Elites™.

Fuck you Barry and the donkey (ass) you rode into town on.

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Do the math.

Thursday, November 8th, 2012

– Wiccapundit

Gee, I absolutely could never have seen this one coming, on the day after the election:

Boeing Announces Big Layoffs in Defense Division

So, Obama voters, you planned to take a slice of the producer’s pie, without making any pie yourselves.  What happens when you try that?

Ten percent of nothin’ is, let me do the math here… nothin’ and a nothin’, carry the nothin’…

– Jayne Cobb

 

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Vote: Not for revenge; for a reckoning

Monday, November 5th, 2012

– Wiccapundit

Lucius Cornelius Sulla Felix.  Roman general and statesman.

His epitaph reads: “No friend ever served me, and no enemy ever wronged me, whom I have not repaid in full.”  I humbly suggest that tomorrow, the American electorate will repay Barack Hussein Obama in full.  He will lose in a landslide, the Republicans will pick up House seats, and will take control of the Senate.  To quote Yul Brynner in The Ten Commandments: “So let it be written.  So let it be done.”

 

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UPDATE: Roll Crimson Tide, Roll

Sunday, November 4th, 2012

– Wiccapundit

That roaring sound you hear?  It’s the sound of the groundswell that will turn Obama out of office.   Here is the latest UnSkewed Polls projection:

Tomorrow I’ll be posting my tarot reading of the impending election.  Stay tuned.

 

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Please, please, let it be so…

Sunday, October 21st, 2012

– Wiccapundit

One can only hope:

Mitt Romney 52 percent 342 electoral votes projected at UnSkewedPolls.com

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Soft and flabby, and oh so out of shape

Thursday, October 4th, 2012

– Wiccapundit

To quote Jonah Goldberg: “Congratulations MSM, your failure to ask the President hard questions for four years has left him soft and unprepared.”

As H.G. Wells noted in The Time Machine:  “We are kept keen on the grindstone of pain and necessity.”

Obama got fat and sloppy after winning his title fight in 2008, and has been sitting around in Da Club sipping the Corvoisier and chatting up Jay-Z and Beyonce.  Romney, the Challenger, has been working out for hours every day deadlifting truck transmissions in an unheated warehouse looking for his title shot.

The prep showed, as did Romney’s extensive recent debate experience through the never-ending Republican primary season.  Never think for a minute that adversity does not hone you to a fine edge.  Pleasant it is not.  Necessary it most certainly is.

I wrote that last line while talking like Yoda.

But knew that you did.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Romney lands a gut shot to an unprepared Obama.

 

 

 

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I can’t believe I didn’t notice this during the debate

Thursday, October 4th, 2012

– Wiccapundit

The network must have used some special effects to edit the video so that this wasn’t visible to the audience:

Obama’s Self-Ass-Kicking Machine

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That’s going to leave a mark …

Thursday, October 4th, 2012

– Wiccapundit

Mitt Romney is no great debater, and he’s not a natural politician.  Last night, he only had to appear competent.  Against President Social Promotion, he did that and more.

The weeping and wailing of the Left about Obama’s performance (see, e.g.,  Matthews, Chris and Sullivan, Andrew) is sweet, sweet nectar to be savored.

At some point in the career of a person following the arc of the Peter Principle, reality asserts itself (read: gravity).  You go from the golden boy who can do no wrong to a member of the crew of a crippled B-17 returning from a bombing raid over Germany, with two engines out mushing along at 100 feet over the English Channel, heaving everything not nailed down out of the airplane in a desperate attempt to gain enough altitude to mush over the Cliffs of Dover without crashing.

See Obama, B.

FAIL, thy name is Soetoro.

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“All The President’s Men” – the Reboot

Friday, September 28th, 2012

– Wiccapundit

If this movie was remade using today’s Lamestream Media, it would be the shortest remake in the history of film:

FADE IN:

(Scene in the newsroom of the Washington Post)

Woodward:  “Do you want to check out this burglary at the DNC headquarters at the Watergate complex?”

Bernstein:  “Nah.  Nobody would be interested in reading about that.  Let’s go get a beer.”

FADE OUT

Just where the hell is the Fourth Estate on the Libyan fiasco and administration coverup?

Bueller?  Bueller?

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