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Pay your f’in loans or we break your legs…

Wednesday, June 8th, 2011

– Wiccapundit

Or maybe we handcuff you and stuff you and your small children in the back of a hot police car for 6 hours.   Because nothing says “we’re here from the Federal Government and we’re here to help” like having a SWAT team break down your front door at 6:00 AM looking for your estranged ex-wife who is a hardened criminal person who defaulted on her student loans.

First of all, what is it with law enforcement agencies that can’t find the right person at the right address?  Jeez, even commercial bill collectors are required by law to do some due diligence when tracking down deadbeats.  I have respect for LEO members who are doing a difficult, often dangerous job.  But I have great contempt for chair-warming bureaucrats who exercise the jackboot when it pleases them.  I mean, please.  Just how dangerous is a defaulted student loan debtor going to be?

“Back off coppers!  I may owe a few grand to Uncle Sam for the student loan I took out to get that degree in Womyn’s Indigenous Culture Transgender Studies, but I’m not going to the Big House for it!  Come and get me, flatfoot! Top of the world, Ma!”

As Ace noted, who the hell knew that the Department of Education had a SWAT team?

(h/t Ace sidebar)

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