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This is JUST like the Holocaust. Really, it is.

Saturday, April 2nd, 2016

– Wiccapundit
Oh for fuck’s sake:

Chalk

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Do follow the link for some weapons-grade stupid @ $63,000 per year:

NoTrumpAtEmory

Allow me to Fisk the Tweets:

Agreed demand 1: President Wagner issues a strongly worded statement that Emory condemns Trump & all Repub candidate

Strongly worded statement? Forfend! By the way, more than one candidate is candidates, children, but it’s Twitter so who gives a fuck about, oh, you know, English grammar.  Not at $63K per annum.

Agreed demand 2: Emory will allow a floor of a building to be a safe space for POC 24/7 with a security guard

A separate floor. For “People Of Color.” Hey, I’m white! Ain’t that a color, too?  Separate.  But it’s gotta be EQUAL, man! Because none of these POCs (Persons Of Childishness) has ever heard of Brown v. Board of Education of Topeka, Kansas, which, to the history-challenged, overturned the legal basis for segregation established by Plessy v. Ferguson.

Agreed demand 3: Emory will provide a full time grounds employee to remove any Repub drawings or other graffiti w/ a hotline to report

Will this count as an Obama jobs-saved-or-created?

Agreed demand 4: Emory will provide a salary ($20 per HR or more) to group leaders thru Nov election w/ fac/staff parking

At last we see what this is about. Twenty bucks an hour for an untrained, untalented, unproductive (group leader) whiner who will get some of that sweet, sweet faculty parking.  What about taking the bus, you carbon-non-neutral Earth-killer?

Agreed demand 5: every conceivable accommodation should be give to SOC from class, work or practice if affected by these incidents

I assume SOC means Students Of Color.  Can I just call them “colored students?”  “Accomodation should be give …”  I hope their parents ask for a refund of tuition for Freshman English 101.

Agreed demand 6: student leaders will be given Emory golf carts to get around campus and be able to respond to students affected

Wait, Emory has golf carts? What is this, the municipal links?  Besides, nothing says urgent emergency response needed like “affected students.” (“Student leaders, this is Dispatch. We have an emergency meltdown of a special student snowflake at the dorm.”)

Agreed demand 7: Any reactionary campus group must inform our leaders of activities or meetings to avoid inentional/unintentional aggression

Reactionary campus groups like . . . Stop Trump At Emory? How about the Genghis Khan LARP club?  And for the love of humanity, try to FUCKING SPELL.

Agreed demand 8: Pres Wagner will write a terse letter to Trump & Cruz campaigns barring them from any activity on Emory campus

Holy escalation, Batman! We’ve moved from a “strongly-worded statement” to a “terse letter.” And why does Cruz show up here? Is he Trump’s sidekick?

Agreed demand 9: Emory will use RAVE emergency notification sys to issue trigger warning to students when chalk or other drawings are found

I can’t think of a better use of rich, stupid, liberal parents’ tuition money than wasting it on this. Forget classes! We’ve got trigger warnings to stop!  And what “other drawings” will draw these youths’ ire? How about a drawing of a  Donald Trump fucking Mohammed in the ass without so much as the courtesy of a reach-around? Does that trigger you?

Agreed demand 10: starting Fall 16 all incoming students (freshpersons, graduate, PT & transfers) will receive diversity training.  Curriculum created and lessons taught by our student leaders w/ fac advisor of our choosing

“Freshpersons?” Is that like the Fresh Prince of Belair? Diversity training, yeah. Let’s just cut to the chase and rename the place Emory Reeducation Facility and Day Care.

Honestly, sometimes I wish the SHTF moment would just go ahead and get here already.  These bags of mostly water won’t last 72 hours from the moment things get frisky.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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