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Posts Tagged ‘badass’

Just brilliant.

Tuesday, October 1st, 2013

– Wiccapundit

I never was that big a Michael Jackson fan; Quincy Jones made his career.  However, this is a badass version of Billie Jean:

The Internet is FULL of people this talented.  Where do they all come from?

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“The doctor said I would be like a vegetable. You can see me now. You know that is bullshit.”

Sunday, June 23rd, 2013

– Wiccapundit

Americans like to have everything easy, and we want it fast.  Go to any martial arts dojo (particularly the ones offering “after school programs”) and watch the parents come in to inquire about classes.  “How long will it take for my kid to get his black belt?”  Notice: not EARN a black belt; GET a black belt.  The proper answer from the dojo owner should be: “as long as is necessary.”  The actual answers usually are something along the lines of “___ # of classes” or “a minimum of ___ months.”  This is code for “your kid won’t be getting a REAL black belt, but you want him to have a Participant Award and we’ll suck the money out of you as long as we can, and when it looks like you’re about to pack it in, we’ll let the kid test for his black belt, even though it will be completely worthless and any real martial artist will know it.”

We don’t want challenges, we want results and we want them RIGHT NOW dammit!

We want to use the cheat code to get to the next video game level, because “I can’t seem to get past this level.”

We want to lose weight and get in shape by eating shite and watching Jane Fonda workout videos while sitting on the couch.

Do you want to know what a real workout looks like?  Try going to the gym, racking the plates on the bar, and doing your lifting – with Cerebral Palsy.

If you watch this and you are not inspired to get your ass in shape RIGHT NOW, you are a pussy.

Don’t be a pussy.

(h/t Captain Capitalism)

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Grandpa get your gun

Tuesday, February 21st, 2012

– Wiccapundit

What a perfect bookend to my recent pistol-packin’ granny post:

90 year old man shoots burglar after being shot in the face, then proceeds to fight the injured intruder.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Would you mess with this guy?  I wouldn’t.  He doesn’t look a day over 85.

(h/t Captain Capitalism)

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Cast Iron Testicles

Thursday, November 17th, 2011

– Wiccapundit

In Glengarry Glen Ross, Alec Baldwin’s character said: “Do you know what it takes to sell real estate?  It takes brass balls to sell real estate.”

Well, it takes cast iron testicles the size of bowling balls to do this:

Check out the point at 1:15 when he scorches across the ground between two trees just a few feet off the ground.   Seen from a different perspective at 1:47, the guy on the ground actually ducks to avoid being hit!

Honestly, if I was ever diagnosed with an incurable fatal disease, this is what I’d be doing the following weekend.

 

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Gallery of the Intrepid – This is why we will eventually win.

Monday, September 6th, 2010

– Wiccapundit

The U.S. military can do things like this.  Our cave-dwelling enemies cannot.  We will win.

Watch especially at around 2:10.  The pilot is hovering at below ground level of rising terrain.  He perches the helicopter on the two rear wheels and lays the ramp right on the terraced ground.  Astonishing.  No, actually, just routine for these guys.

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