Thursday, April 27, 2017 07:00

Concern Trolls Gonna Troll . . .

Wiccapundit –

Logging in to put up a new post today, I found a comment from someone called “Dovregubben” in moderation under my post discussing my opinion that men decided the 2016 Presidential election.  I don’t usually take the time to fisk idiotic comments, but this one cried out (literally!!! 11!) for the treatment.  Herewith:

I find a lot of what you’re saying here incredibly problematic, not the least of which, referring to an elected official as God-Emperor.

What I’m saying is “problematic.” Classic “tell” of a lefty, cuck, or concern-troll.

Thank Vox Day over at Vox Popoli for the term “God-Emperor.”  It’s called “satire,” which is a subset of a genre called “humor.” You might want to acquaint yourself with it.  And now that God-Emperor Trump has ascended to the Cherry Blossom Throne, he is ruling Bigly.  Absolutely Yuge.

While the elevation of a candidate to god-like status is distressing enough, what I find more troublesome is your apparent views regarding women. You say “men decided this election.”

You find what I say “troublesome?” I thought it was “problematic.”

Yes, I did say that men decided the election.  And yes, men did decide this election.

Firstly, the data proves that false. Women make up 51% of the total U.S. population. In 2012, 53% of total voters were women, and in the 2016 election, 56% of total voters were women. So if you go by those simple numbers, men aren’t deciding the elections. Women are.

Of course. The Data.  When lefties are wrong, they always resort to the mischaracterizing of statistical data.  Interesting, since no one I’ve ever met who is on the left side of the political spectrum ever took course one on introductory statistics in college.  Try to follow along here.  I know the math is hard, because the last math course you took was in middle school.

According to the leftist house organs CNN and The Washington Post:

71% of white males with no college degree (also known as guys with actual jobs making, building, or fixing shit that liberals don’t know how to make, build, or fix) voted for Donald Trump.

16% of black males with a college degree (also known as guys who are not rappers and who are not dead or in jail) voted for Donald Trump.

A change of just a few percentage points in those two demographics alone, and we would be suffering under President Hillary Clinton.

But if you still want to go with the “women decided the election” thing, I’ll at least give that a nod.  After all, 41% of ALL women (also known as women who aren’t insane) voted for Donald Trump , even though he doesn’t have a vagina.   That’s 28,524,088 votes (do the math, I won’t do it for you), quite a large number of women who didn’t buy the bullshit lefties like you spewed about The Donald.

Second, I find incredibly distressing your views on acceptable behavior of men towards women.

Wait, now my views are “distressing?” I thought they were “problematic” and “troublesome.”

Upon hearing the words of now President Elect Trump, your thoughts were not “This man has shown a supreme disrespect for women and should be held accountable,” but “Eh, guys are like that.”

Actually, guys ARE like that. So are women, but worse.  Many women I know have confided to me that women’s locker room banter about men is much cruder and more salacious than that of men.  It’s called human nature. Please return to your fainting couch now.

I sincerely hope you don’t have children. If you had daughters, is this how you’d like them to be treated?

You mean, by having a superior in the office (serial sexual predator and rapist Bill Clinton) use his position of power over a subordinate (intern Monica Lewinsky) to get her to engage in sexual conduct with him – in violation of his marriage vows – in the White House?  It’s really awkward explaining to your children why the terms “blowjob” and “Oval Office” were used by the media in the same sentence.

The office of president is one that people look to for acceptable ways to act.

Bill Clinton.

The president needs to be held to a higher level of accountability . . .

Bill Clinton

. . . than some asshole in a locker room (which, to be clear, is speech or behavior I’ve rarely ever seen in a locker room or workplace, and something I called them out on when I did).

No, you haven’t. You clearly haven’t spent much time in a locker room (Do you even lift, bro?), because if you did what you claim to have done, you would at best be treated like a pariah by other men and at worst you would have gotten your ass beat.

Aside from all that, it’s disrespectful to men to think that their entire basis for political opinion is based on Clinton’s “shrill voice” and not policy.

Political opinion is based on emotion, not reason.  A microscopically small number of people who claim to care about the “issues” have even bothered to inform themselves about them.  Nobody but political junkies and talking-head pundits reads campaign position papers and political party platform planks.  A significant percentage of the electorate decides who to vote for based on the candidate’s looks or whether they think the candidate would be fun to hang out with.

A decision on who leads this country should be a thoughtful and reasoned one, based on deliberate consideration of the issues and platforms, not on who shouts the loudest or will break the most thumbs for “your side.”

Do you even live on Planet Earth?  And as for breaking thumbs, I think that the left-wing, “Antifa,” black bloc goons pretty well have that covered.

Also, for someone whose comment rules specifically call out the use of Ad Hominem, calling someone a pussy or a homosexual for having enough respect for women not to grab them by the pussy and brag about it is something I find pretty ironic.

Typical lefty.  You claim to hold me to my own rules, but you didn’t even bother to read and comprehend them.  If you did, you chose to lie about them.  As Rule #4 states, such language is not acceptable unless clearly satirical.  Hmmm, “satire,” that term again.  You still don’t understand it.

Although you know that you are misstating what GOD-EMPEROR Trump (are you triggered yet?) said, let me repeat:  he said that women like that will LET you do anything, even let you grab them by the pussy.  If you think that a good-looking, famous, celebrity billionaire doesn’t have women LITERALLY throwing themselves at him, begging him to do as he pleases, you are utterly ignorant.  There is a reason that “gold-digger” and “rockstar groupies” are such cliched terms.  If you don’t believe it, take a day trip down to South Beach and see how many hot, bikini-clad, 20-something women are hanging on the arms of fat, paunchy, balding, 60-something men who are tooling around Biscayne Bay in half-million-dollar Cigarette boats.  Clue: it ain’t because of the gentleman’s personality.

As the Russians say: “Don’t be pussy.”

 

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One Response to “Concern Trolls Gonna Troll . . .”

  1. night lizard says:

    Are you sure a guy wrote you that letter?

    It sounds like that stupid bitch at “Blue Witch in a Red State.”

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