Thursday, May 23, 2019 16:55

Choke on a hairball, Disney.

– Wiccapundit

Gee, Disney is just a great, big lovable ball of cat-lovin’, what with the corporation actively supporting an army of feral cats on the grounds of Disney World to keep the local rodent population in check:

The Secret Cats of Disneyland

Hmm, did they obtain H1B visas so these cats could do the work that American cats won’t do? Did the original felines have to train their rat-killing replacements? I mean, it’s not like Disney would do anything like that with actual, oh, PEOPLE, would they?

They’ll get my money when Hell has frozen over, melted, then refrozen.  Besides, one experience at waiting in line for The Line Ride™ at Disney World (not an actual ride, just a line that simulates the experience of being in line for an actual ride) is more than enough.

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