Friday, August 23, 2019 22:05

Hey Bloomberg! Sod off, you moron!

– Wiccapundit

I’ve decide to finally weigh in on the absurd greater-than-16-ounce-sugary-drink-Scarlet Letter edict from Nanny Bloomberg in New York.

Hey New Yorkers!  You elected this knucklehead.  Three times.

Here’s the deal, Bloomie: if you ever get near the levers of national power in this country, you can try to pry my Bacon Hamburger Fatty Melt (a bacon burger with two bacon-stuffed grilled cheese sandwiches as the bun – h/t Serious Eats) from my cold, dead hands.

Except, it won’t be in my hands per se, as each of my two hands will be holding a 64-ounce Super Big Gulp™ of Cherry Coke™.

I will, however, be happy to put them down in order to pummel some sense into that rat’s maze you call a brain.

James Lileks had it right: the Mandatory Betterment class “just doesn’t like fat people.”



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4 Responses to “Hey Bloomberg! Sod off, you moron!”

  1. CBMTTek says:

    The ridiculous part of all of it is that the same day Nanny B declared the citizens of his domain were too stupid to realize that powering down too much sugar might be bad for you, he also declared that NYC will participate and celebrate National Doughnut Day.

    And, then a few days later, Bloomers decided it was perfectly OK to have some ganja for personal use:

    What is it about liberal cities and states? Why is it they have to restrict personal freedom to the extent they do?

  2. You know, it DOES seem as if they have something against fat people. It’s not really about health, is it? It’s about enforcing THEIR view of what beauty is.

  3. cmblake6 says:

    OH. WOW!!!!!!!!!! Somebody needs to create an emoticon of bug eyed slackjawed and drooling!

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