Friday, July 19, 2019 15:15

Global Whining

– Elphaba

I was reading a fine article over at Soylent Green this morning, and the subject matter got me to thinking.

Global Warming Science

I live in the United States of America, the greatest country on the face of the Earth.  I should not have a care–I did everything right.  I worked hard, I played by the rules, I paid taxes, I supported charities, I contributed to society; I should be unapologetically farting through silk.  Only…somehow, the world around me went completely, certifiably, batshit insane.  It went all Alice In Wonderland on me!  (Note to self…that bottle that says “DRINK ME”?  Um.  DON’T!) I find myself living in a world where a divinity school dropout is considered to be an authority on climate science, where a terrorist can win a Nobel Peace Prize—heck, where any unaccomplished assclown can win a Nobel Peace Prize for doing….what was it BHO did?  Oh, yeah, f*** all! Living in world where everything is increasingly backwards: morally, ethically, and factually…an Orwellian (Animal Farm and 1984) hell.  For instance, while the corruptocrats are busy convincing the world that AGW exists and is a settled science, I’m living through the coldest winter in my part of the globe in ten years, subsisting on a fraction of what my income used to be, thanks to the hamhanded shenanigans of politicians I never voted for.  In the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary, these same global warmists are continuing full steam ahead with their agenda, and damn the truth.

Debunking Global Warming

I should be farting through silk, I should.  Instead, I’m farting through threadbare polar fleece.  Up yours, Al Gore.

/end rant.


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15 Responses to “Global Whining”

  1. cbullitt says:

    Love that first cartoon.

  2. The Goron is keeping a low profile….even after his so-called op-ed in the NYT, he was villified by many of the sort that once followed his cause/ cult.

    And now UTK is giving him an honorary doctorate…how low they have sunk.

  3. Elphaba says:

    Higher education ain’t what it used to be, that’s for damn sure.

  4. Did my comment go to Spam Purgatory?

  5. cbullitt says:

    Can’t quite make out the Ethereal One’s gravatar–John Merrick?

    You seem to have room to embiggen them a bit. And, yes, McGoo was right, the Wicked poster works very well…dammit.

    • Elphaba says:

      Er, no, it’s Pan. Heh, heh, WP doesn’t even know about it yet, but if he hates it, I’ll change it (if it really looks like the elephant man, I probably should!).

      How do I “embiggen” an avatar, O Wise One?

    • Wiccapundit says:

      “I am not an animal! I am a human being!”

      Or so I’ve been told.

  6. cbullitt says:

    Well, I, being a freeloading, WordPress-hosted asshole, just select a height and width from a menu and apply.
    For you…..?

    • Elphaba says:

      Is it mandatory that one must be an asshole? 😉 I’ll look into the menu thingy. There are many similarities between hosted and unhosted versions of WordPress. I also need to figure out why some of the comments (such as your last one) come through on a white background, which is damned hard to read. My work is never done.

    • Elphaba says:

      I give up, CB…I was able to dink around with the stylesheet and find that I can manipulate the border and the padding around the avatar, but can’t figure out how to enlarge the image itself. I wonder if there’s a Vi@gra plugin that I don’t know about yet.

  7. Mags says:

    It’s funny the you would reference “Alice in Wonderland”, because I keep finding myself thinking “this is some through the looking class shit” more and more each day.

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