Thursday, July 18, 2019 19:20

I can now haz tax deduction for being a witch?

– Wiccapundit

In Romania, apparently.

BUCHAREST, Romania (AP) — Romania has changed its labor laws to officially recognize witchcraft as a profession, prompting one self-described witch to threaten retaliation.

The move, which went into effect Saturday, is part of the government’s drive to crack down on widespread tax evasion in a country that is in recession.

In addition to witches, astrologists, embalmers, valets and driving instructors are now considered by labor law to be working real jobs, making it harder for them to avoid income tax.

For months the measure had been debated, protested by witches and mocked by the media.

On Saturday, a witch called Bratara told Realitate.net, the website of a top TV station, that she plans to cast a spell using black pepper and yeast to create discord in the government.

Silly Romanian witches.  They should know that black pepper and yeast are ineffective to create governmental discord.

Sea salt and Grey Poupon mustard is the ticket.

Seriously, I think there should be a Guild of Romanian Witches, Astrologists, Embalmers, Valets and Driving Instructors.™  People working real jobs have to stick together.

From Ace’s place.

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3 Responses to “I can now haz tax deduction for being a witch?”

  1. cmblake6 says:

    Brilliant. Said in a sarcastic tone of voice.

  2. Christina says:

    Haha, you can’t imagine how happy I was when I heard that on tv. I am an ecclectic witch in Romania, and seriously, if the Wiccan Rede wouldn’t stop me, I’d so cast a hex on all these gypsy witches. They are like pests, annoying and never ending. And the fact that they make milions of money fron cheatin people (yes, you read that right, they might be witches, but they are so lazy most of te time they cheat instead of weaving spells) annoys me to no end. I barely live working 10hours per day, I barely have time left to cast spells and they sit on golden thrones just because I don’t ask 500$for a tarot reading. They work by veaving spells? Fine then. Time for taxes. The coruption must END!

    • Wiccapundit says:

      Welcome and Blessed Be, Christina. It’s hard out here for a witch, what with the unregulated witchery of gypsy witches.

      Play with Caesar, expect to render unto Caesar.

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