Saturday, September 22, 2018 20:43

Black Hole Stupid

– Wiccapundit

Just how stupid can you be and still be a member of Congress?

Unemployment benefits are creating jobs faster than practically any other program, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said Thursday.

(h/t Lemur King)

Gee, Nancy, if what you say is true, then why don’t we simply fire EVERYBODY in the whole country, give them all unemployment benefits, and then spend our way out of this financial morass?

How stupid is this?  As stupid as a cup of dirt?  My vaunted powers of expression have deserted me.  I must defer to this description of stupid that I found somewhere back sometime ago on some blog, I think:

Annie Potts,” or whatever her real name is, broke all known measurements for stupidity. It was unabashed stupidity. Dumber than grandpa’s claw hammer stupid. Stupid to the bone stupid. Blazing hot mid-day summer sun in Qatar stupid. So stupid it goes past mushrooms on the scale of stupid. It is stupid collapsed on itself – black hole stupid. The event horizon of her stupidity prevents so much as the beginnings of an idea or a rational thought to penetrate the singularity of stupid perched on the top of her emaciated torso. Her grasping to form an idea was some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Pulsar stupid, spinning like an insane dervish spewing more stupidity in one pulse than an entire galaxy of stupid, stupid. She emitted more pure stupidity per second than Congress emits in a year. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by rational thought as to be beyond the ability of intelligent beings to classify it’s stupidity.”

I think I got that from Boortz.

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8 Responses to “Black Hole Stupid”

  1. Sebastian says:

    And yet this titan of stupidity will stay in office for yet another term, for Californians comprise the State of stupid. We ought to be ashamed that we actually vote someone like this in office, much less keep her there.

    • Elphaba says:

      That some of these people have or have had the career longevity that they do is simply astounding. Bawny Fwank, for instance. The late illustrious grand kleagle himself, Sen. Robert Byrd, for another. Teddy “The Murderer” Kennedy, may he get his karmic desserts. Maybe people really are that stupid. It does make us sane people wonder.

      • Sebastian Page says:

        And that’s the very short list. Speaking of the late Sen.
        Robert “KKK” Byrd, did you actually see Clintons eulogy
        remarks for him? You simply cant give any more blatant
        examples of liberal delusion and hypocrisy. Oppose any
        race-based socialist redistribution programs that libs love
        oh-so-much, and guaranteed that you will be painted as
        a rabid racist. They on the other hand can house a true-
        to-life former Grand Poobah of the KKK, and it’s all good
        because he tows the liberal line. And theyve gotten away
        with this crap for years!!!

        Thats it, dammit…I gotta go hex me some liberals.

  2. RevLouM says:

    I’m not sure that was an adequate comparison of stupidity.

  3. cbullitt says:

    “The event horizon of her stupidity prevents so much as the beginnings of an idea or a rational thought to penetrate the singularity of stupid perched on the top of her emaciated torso.”

    Ergo, her stupidity is indeed, astronomical.

  4. Laura says:

    She’s senile.

  5. Matt says:

    What amazes me most is that she’s wearing a wedding ring. Who married this woman? Did they lose a bet?

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