Thursday, July 18, 2019 19:28

N.J. Gov. Chris Christie: Current highest recorded milliBronson level

– Wiccapundit

As all readers of this blog know (or should), the internationally recognized measure of baddassitude is the Bronson.  Charles Bronson is the standard, at 1 Bronson.  All others are measured in milliBronsons.  This video shows why N.J. Governor Chris Christie’s milliBronson reading continues to increase…

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7 Responses to “N.J. Gov. Chris Christie: Current highest recorded milliBronson level”

  1. He should be in the centiBronsons by now 😉

  2. It’s about time someone had the guts to take on the corrupt teachers unions. But I am curious, how many milliBronsons does Clint Eastwood rate? Sean Connery? The Duke? Sebastian Page? (That last one was a joke, we all know he transcends the scales).

    • Wiccapundit says:

      Sebastian:

      With respect to Eastwoods, Connerys, and Waynes (each accurate measurements in their own right), you must use a conversion factor, sort of like converting from meters (silly European measurement) to yards (normal American measurement). As far as the Sebastian Page, being that the measurement is Canadian, you have to use an exchange rate, like converting from Canadian dollars into real money like American bucks. Also, I think there is a Canuck discount rate applied by most authorities. 🙂

    • Oh no….knowing Sebastian’s impressive resume, I would place him at at least 3Bronsons. Even after conversions 😉

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