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Friday Funneh

Friday, January 17th, 2014

– Wiccapundit

Q:  How many radical feminists does it take to change a tire?

A:  A man, because apparently a fish does need a bicycle.

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Random semi-funny; Friday Funneh edition

Friday, June 29th, 2012

– Wiccapundit

Only Chuck Norris can help Obama win in November.

Unfortunately, Chuck Norris thinks Obama is an asshole.

Yeah, that’s not “I pulled a groin muscle” funny, but it is funny in a transgressive, hipster, “I don’t care if it’s funny” kind of way.

Why did Obama cross the road in January 2013?

Because he was stapled to the chicken.  And because he got his ass kicked at the polls the previous November.  But mostly because he got his ass kicked at the polls.

This falls in the category of “surreal, sort-of funny, but REALLY funny if you are hanging around with buds on the weekend stoned to the gills.”

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Funneh Friday: Dirty Dancing

Friday, May 20th, 2011

– Elphaba

Here’s a lil’ something to entertain you over the weekend:

 

This is me and WP in a few years.

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Getting Hosed at the Pump

Friday, March 25th, 2011

– Elphaba

Seems apropos.  Happy Friday, everybody.

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Pole Dancing for Jesus

Thursday, March 24th, 2011

– Elphaba

A little early for Funneh Friday, but here you go. I was watching this clip about a 95 year old WWII vet who just found out that the US doesn’t consider him a citizen because his parents never recorded his out of country birth (born in British Columbia), even though they were U.S. Citizens and he was raised here and served his country. He’s pushing to get that little misunderstanding fixed before he kicks the bucket, and has been threatened with deportation for stirring things up. Worth watching for that reason alone, but the big payoff is the news clip right at the end about the greatest little exercise dance rage in Texas: Pole Dancing for Jesus. Be patient and wait for it, now.

You cannot make this shit up, no sir.  Aggie Sith may have to go scout this out for us and report back! 😉

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Friday Funneh

Friday, December 31st, 2010

– Elphaba

Hello, Peeps! It has been a helluva year. We had all kinds of awful legislation shoved down our throats.  Hopefully we can turn the runaway train that is our government around before it derails the entire country.

We wish all of you a very, VERY Happy (and healthy and prosperous) New Year.

To send 2010 out on a cheerful note, here’s a bit of funneh for ya!

As you might expect, the man now has a fatwah on his head. Or as Eddie Izzard would say, “Fuckin’ Jihad on YOU!”

Much love from all of us at Red State Witch.  Thanks for reading our rants!

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Obama and the New Math

Friday, October 15th, 2010

– Wiccapundit

Since the President believes that we can keep spending into oblivion, perhaps we should hire Lou Costello as Comptroller of the Currency.  He always gets the math to come out right.

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Funneh Friday – Part Zwei

Friday, September 10th, 2010

– Wiccapundit

I found this from a link over at Fetch My Flying Monkeys.  This is the second time I spewed coffee on my monitor this morning (the first after seeing Elphaba‘s earlier post – Sweetie, PLEASE warn me when you’re going to post stuff like that …).   HipsterHitler.  Just too damn funny.

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Funneh Friday

Friday, September 10th, 2010

– Elphaba

Found this over at Laura’s:

It might work!

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Friday Funneh – Kitteh edition

Friday, August 6th, 2010

– Wiccapundit

Your Wiccapundit is, for the moment, tired of crap.  So, here’s some kittehs for your Friday Funneh:

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