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It’s a new year, and we’re still here.

Wednesday, January 2nd, 2013

– Wiccapundit

Yes, Obama is still a dick.  Yes, the Republicans are still spineless.  Yes, the Free Shit Army™ still thinks the party will go on forever.

However, things will change, because things always change.  Anyone who believes that ANYTHING is static in this life probably still listens to 8-track tapes in their car.

One idea that has been floating around is the possibility of significant restrictions on guns, or worse:

Bringing the War Back Home. “Full Spectrum Operations in the Homeland”: Getting the military to start preparing for the violent repression of its own citizenry. US Army “deep thinker” creates an “enemy” out of the Tea Parties & “extremist militias.” “Red Teaming” from an Ignorance-Inspired Faulty Premise.

The response to that idea is this bit of fiction:

“What I Saw At The Coup”

Or this bit of non-fiction:

What you’ll see in the rebellion.

Hey Lefties: let’s do the math:

On the one hand –

Number of firearms in the United States: 279 million + (est.).  This number is getting larger, not smaller.

Number of households in the United States owning guns: 43-55 million (est.).  This is based on Gallup polling.  The number is likely larger due to the number of people who would not admit this fact to an anonymous pollster.

Number of hunting licenses issued in the U.S. in 2011: 14,974,534.  This is the number of licenses issued for hunters to take to the field prepared to take the life of a living thing.

Number of deer hunters: 10,000,000+ (est.).  This is the number of hunters intending and prepared to take down targets weighing between 130 and 290 pounds.

Current dues-paying NRA members: 4,300,000 (est.).  There are likely a considerably larger number who agree with the NRA’s positions who are not actual members of the organization.

On the other hand –

Number of law enforcement officers in the United States: 800,000+ (est.).  This includes everything from FBI and U.S. Marshals to county sheriff’s deputies to metropolitan police officers to probation officers to postal inspectors to fish and game wardens.

Number of members of the combined armed forces of the United States: 2,315,958.   This includes both active duty and reserve Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines, and Coast Guard.  It also includes every MOS (military occupational specialty) from combat-trained troops to benefits administrators, personnel clerks, naval radar operators, truck mechanics, OB/GYN doctors, and cooks.  Actual number of combat-ready troops: an estimate of 10-20% are infantry-type troops, which would result in a number of “combat troops” approximately 450,000+ worldwide, including in active combat zones such as Afghanistan as well as non-combat areas like South Korea or Germany.

So Lefties, how does the equation work out?

Let’s assume that your annointed one Barack the First decides to make not just gun restriction or gun registration, but gun confiscation the liberal wet dream of 2013.  With the stroke of a pen signing any such legislation, and assuming that the Supreme Court does not stand in the way, your Precious has immediately turned the most right-wing-nutball, black helicopter, tin-foil-hat conspiracy theory into actual U.S. law.  Not some NRA talking-point fund-raising scare tactic, but actual public policy enforced by Federal law.

If only 10% of the estimated number of gun owners in the country refused to comply with an order to turn in their guns, this would be more than 2.5 million people.  This is less than a quarter of the number of people who hunt deer every year.  The ones likely to resist would  not be the ones who have grandpa’s old bird gun in the closet, but avid hunters and shooting sportsmen who are in possession of semi-automatic, military-caliber rifles, or modern, high-quality, large-caliber, scoped hunting rifles.  These people are familiar with their weapons, they practice with them, and most of them are used to shooting and killing at a distance, albeit game that doesn’t shoot back.  Do you think these people would just roll over and hand in their guns?

Let’s assume that every combat-qualified soldier is returned to the U.S. mainland from every foreign posting in the world,  Added to the number of LEOs, you get a number just over 1,250,000.  (We’re ignoring for the moment this blatant violation of the Posse Comitatus Act, which prohibits the use of the U.S. military in law enforcement operations.)  Of this number, many are politically conservative, NRA members, or military members who take their oaths to protect the Constitution seriously.  How many of these do you think would be willing to enforce a law disarming the American public, or to shoot any who refused to cooperate, many of whom would be their friends, neighbors, and even family?

In truth, a significant percentage of those tasked with the distasteful job of going door to door to round up weapons would simply refuse.  Those that carried out this thankless task would be literally walking into the musket fire.  And your fantasy that “gun nuts wouldn’t be able to stand up to jets, drones, and tanks, etc.?”  You really believe that anyone in the military would be willing to drop a smart bomb on an American neighborhood, or take out a soccer mom’s van with a Hellfire missile from a drone, or drive a tank up the Main Street of any American city?  How many non-gun-owning Americans would draw the line well before that?  And as far as whether a bunch of rifle-toting patriots could hold the U.S. military at bay, see Afghanistan.  We’ve been there for ten years, and illiterate cave-dwelling goatherds with rifles have been bleeding us white the entire time.   The largest, most modern military in the world has been unsuccessful in pacifying a country about the size of Texas.  Try doing it to the entire continental United States, but with the added complication of shooting not the Taliban, but the guy who works at the local grocery store or car dealer.

Liberals: would you be willing to strap on the body armor, pick up a weapon, and knock on the door of someone who just might shoot you in the head for your trouble?  Would you be willing to countenance the utter repudiation of the Second and Fourth Amendments, and watch (much less participate in) the cops search houses from top to bottom looking for contraband guns?  What ever happened to “keep your laws off my body?”  Or does that only apply to laws preventing you from rooting out a living thing from your uterus?

Face it, Lefties – those of you who constantly mewl that you are part of the “reality-based community” – the math does not favor you.   If you try this, if you take it to its ultimate conclusion, you will lose badly.

Here’s the deal: you leave us alone and we’ll leave you alone.  You don’t try to disarm us and we won’t shoot you for trying to disarm us.

If you don’t?

We will be disappointed.

 

 

 

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Excuse me, I have to go take a mohammed

Sunday, September 16th, 2012

– Wiccapundit

The scathing image of the day comes from one of the comments to Roger Simon’s piece yesterday on PJ Media: I Demand To Be Arrested!

In response to Simon’s threat to make his own film critical of mohammed, commenter Robbins Mitchell stated:

Well,I’m in the process of making my own video for YouTube…it shows me being commodious….i.e sitting on the john…and explaining to the viewer that I use a page from the koran every time I have to take a mohammed…because it’s just sooo much softer than Charmin….then finishes with me saying…”Remember,folks…there is no God but Jehovah..and mohammed is STILL his punk”

Ouch!  And spot on.  I also think there should be a movement started to get the Urban Dictionary to list “taking a shit” as an alternative meaning to the word “mohammed” just as the Leftist Dan Savage got “Rick Santorum” to the top of the Google list and defined as an obscene sexual condition.

The more abuse that can be heaped upon this faux-religious, political scourge of the Earth, the better.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Unidentified man taking a mohammed, surrounded by several Korans.

 

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Obama Has American Citizen Arrested For Exercising His First Amendment Rights

Saturday, September 15th, 2012

– Wiccapundit

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yes, making a film that makes the Administration uncomfortable now gets actual brownshirts sent to your door in the night.  Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department spokesman Steve Whitmore claims that the “interview” was “voluntary” and that Nakoula Bassely Nakoula was not under arrest.

Yeah, sure.

Hey Barack (Barry) Hussein (Soetoro) Obama:  Fuck you and the camel you rode into town on.  That’s right, I am exercising my First Amendment rights to call you a cocknugget douchetool.   Are you going to track me down and have me taken in for a “voluntary interview” with The Man?

Ann Barnhardt demands to be immediately arrested for blasphemy, because apparently that is now the law in this country, even though nobody seems to know when or by whom that law was passed.  In accordance with Ann’s wishes, this blog is reposting the YouTube video of Ann burning the pages of a Koran that has been bookmarked with strips of bacon.  Ann has called out the thuggish Obama regime on this.  Will they respond?

Here’s the video.  See that it gets distribution far and wide.

Here is the same video subtitled in Arabic. I hope it gets sent far and wide in the insane muslim world.

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Fuck mohammed the Pedophile (pork be upon him)

Wednesday, September 12th, 2012

– Wiccapundit

WARNING:  The gloves are off on this one, and if your constitution or sensibilities are weak, don’t read it.

I like to think of myself as a relatively tolerant person.  Live and let live, and all that.  This latest manufactured islamic rage is the end of it for me, at least with regard to muslims.  And yes, the words “islam”, “muslims”, and “mohammed” are all written lower case in this post intentionally.   These animals do not deserve even the minimal honor of capitalization.

I have no intention of kowtowing to barbaric, Dark Age cretins who threaten to kill us because we have the audacity to mention that they are violent.  Oh, that’s right.  They don’t “do” irony in the Middle East.

We have a First Amendment.  It means something.  Actually, it means a hell of a lot.  President Ben Dover doesn’t seem to understand that.   The First Amendment is meant to protect speech that is disagreeable.    Nobody cares about speech that is happy, hearts-and-flowers, Kumbayah drivel.

Question for Leftists everywhere: would it be OK if I created an “art” exhibit with a photo of the prophet submerged in urine and called it “Piss mohammed?”  I don’t seem to recall any upset stomachs among the Leftist intelligentsia when Andres Serrano did the same thing with a crucifix and called it “Piss Christ.”   Probably because Christians were not inclined to hunt him down and hack his head off.

The words to remember are these: lan estaslem.  I will not submit.  And hear me you followers of a backward, pseudo-religious, totalitarian ideology masquerading as a religion:  I will never stop saying that your prophet (bacon be wrapped around him) was an asshole who liked to fuck little girls (and probably a goat or two).

UPDATE:  Obama is still a Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure.  (Thanks to Ace for that continuing gem.)

 

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Seriously? Seriously?

Thursday, August 16th, 2012

– Wiccapundit

Your Wiccapundit loves him some show tunes.  South Pacific, My Fair Lady, Guys and Dolls, and of more recent vintage The Will Rogers Follies (with lyrics by Betty Comden and Adolph Green, who wrote the lyrics to Guys and Dolls).  But I hates me some truly amateurish community college theater major-bush league-municipal theater company attempt at being both politically relevant and off-off-off Broadway at the same time.   That, of course, would be One Term More, a website devoted to getting Obama the second term he so richly deserves, and the “musical” production found at the site.

This has to be the most wretched example of Lefty propaganda ever to see the light of day.  (click on the link, as the video can’t be embedded).  Watch it, if you can.  Watch it, if you dare.  If you can make it through the entire 6:12, you are capable of withstanding a waterboarding personally administered by Dick Cheney.

One Term More

Seriously, we are into territory that makes Plan Nine From Outer Space look like Oscar-worthy material.  I note that the title is One Term More, rather than One More Term.  I suppose that this was deliberate in order to provide more rhyming opportunities for the Thesaurusly-challenged librettist responsible for gems like this:

This man who would unseat Barack’s
A bleak choice at the ballot box.

Really?  You rhymed “Barack’s” with “box?”  I never would have seen that.  I guess that’s why you make your living at this kind of work.

Filibusters. Budget scrums.
Ultrasounds & speculums.
To the Dark Side they’ve succumbed.

Hmmm, let’s see: “scrums,” “speculums,” and “succumbed.”  Milton?  A piker.  Byron?  A hack.  This guy knows how to write poetry.  I bet those dead English guys could never have come up with a stinging retort like calling Republicans “fetid nuts.”

I guess they didn’t call the show One More Term because the only words that rhyme with “term” are “germ,” “sperm,” and “squirm.”  Which, if you  think about it, could all be used in one sentence and still accurately reflect the current administration.

Honestly, I think Spanky, Darla, and Alfalfa did a better job when one of the Little Rascals said “Hey! Let’s put on a show!”

I cannot give this performance the review it deserves.  I leave that to Cousin Vinny:

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Chilling.

Tuesday, August 7th, 2012

– Wiccapundit

That this is even being contemplated is beyond reason:

Bringing the War Back Home. “Full Spectrum Operations in the Homeland”: Getting the military to start preparing for the violent repression of its own citizenry. US Army “deep thinker” creates an “enemy” out of the Tea Parties & “extremist militias.” “Red Teaming” from an Ignorance-Inspired Faulty Premise.

This is not nutball tinfoil-hat speculation.  This is an article written by a retired colonel on staff at Ft. Leavenworth and a University of Kansas professor with her Ph.D. from Princeton.  The original article appears in the peer-reviewed and influential Small Wars Journal.

Read it.  All of it.

There are approximately 1.5 million active members of the military and about the same number of reserves.  It is estimated that less than 10% of those numbers are actual combat troops, with the remaining attributed to all support functions (cooks, administrative personnel, etc.).   Most of the combat-capable soldiers are currently deployed overseas around the world.  The authors have likely overestimated the numbers of soldiers who would willingly violate their oaths to protect and defend the Constitution in order to fire on their fellow citizens.

How many would have to be brought home to do the dirty work (while denuding our forces overseas in areas like Afghanistan)? How many would take up arms against their neighbors?

The number of privately-owned firearms in the U.S. is estimated at more than 270,000,000. Where do the authors think this is going to go and how do they think this would turn out?

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Hey Bloomberg! Sod off, you moron!

Tuesday, June 5th, 2012

– Wiccapundit

I’ve decide to finally weigh in on the absurd greater-than-16-ounce-sugary-drink-Scarlet Letter edict from Nanny Bloomberg in New York.

Hey New Yorkers!  You elected this knucklehead.  Three times.

Here’s the deal, Bloomie: if you ever get near the levers of national power in this country, you can try to pry my Bacon Hamburger Fatty Melt (a bacon burger with two bacon-stuffed grilled cheese sandwiches as the bun – h/t Serious Eats) from my cold, dead hands.

Except, it won’t be in my hands per se, as each of my two hands will be holding a 64-ounce Super Big Gulp™ of Cherry Coke™.

I will, however, be happy to put them down in order to pummel some sense into that rat’s maze you call a brain.

James Lileks had it right: the Mandatory Betterment class “just doesn’t like fat people.”

 

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Can Pat Condell say this? Well, someone has to.

Monday, May 28th, 2012

– Wiccapundit

Pat Condell hits it out of the park again.  It’s all gold, but here are a couple of the money quotes:

Although we in the West are not at war with islam, wahhabi islam, the bat-shit crazy one with all the money, is very much at war with us, only we’re too stupid to see it.

My honest opinion is that wahhabi islam is such an obvious mental afflication, that science ought to be looking for a cure.

Spot on. (h/t Ace)

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Grow up.

Monday, October 24th, 2011

– Wiccapundit

In which the ineffable Bill Whittle puts some effin’ knowledge to the OWS protestors:

h/t/ Captain Capitalism

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Meet the leeches

Wednesday, August 3rd, 2011

– Wiccapundit

When you argue with liberals about people mooching off the system and draining the productive wealth of this country, you usually get a response like: “well, that’s just an apocryphal story”, or  “you can’t rely on unsourced anecdotes to prove your point.”

Really?  Here’s two rock-solid, sourced examples:

The first is a copy of a receipt from a grocery store for five 24-packs of Mountain Dew, a half-dozen cold-water lobsters, and two Porterhouse steaks.  Total: $141.78, paid for with FOOD STAMPS.

I mean, seriously?  Who drinks Mountain Dew with steak and lobster?

Snopes verified it, and yes, it’s true, because the guy who bought the stuff has been arraigned in criminal court in Menominee, Michigan for trying to sell it.  Yes, it’s apparently legal to buy these kinds of comestibles with money obtained from the public tit; you just can’t turn around and sell them.  Jeez, heartless conservatives trying to keep a man down for doin’ a little arbitrage action?

But as the Democrats whine, “we can’t allow draconian Republican cuts of even a penny from these absolutely necessary social safety-net programs.”

The second takes a few minutes to watch.  Watch it.  This is the face of the blood-sucking parasite attached to your ass, exsanguinating you as you slave away at an actual … what do they call it?  Oh yeah, a job.

This guy should be taken out into the street and beaten senseless with whatever musical instrument he supposedly plays.  As Judge Judy says: “seventy thousand dollars down the sewer.”

Paging John Galt; Mr. Galt, you have a call.

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