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Hey Bloomberg! Sod off, you moron!

Tuesday, June 5th, 2012

– Wiccapundit

I’ve decide to finally weigh in on the absurd greater-than-16-ounce-sugary-drink-Scarlet Letter edict from Nanny Bloomberg in New York.

Hey New Yorkers!  You elected this knucklehead.  Three times.

Here’s the deal, Bloomie: if you ever get near the levers of national power in this country, you can try to pry my Bacon Hamburger Fatty Melt (a bacon burger with two bacon-stuffed grilled cheese sandwiches as the bun – h/t Serious Eats) from my cold, dead hands.

Except, it won’t be in my hands per se, as each of my two hands will be holding a 64-ounce Super Big Gulp™ of Cherry Coke™.

I will, however, be happy to put them down in order to pummel some sense into that rat’s maze you call a brain.

James Lileks had it right: the Mandatory Betterment class “just doesn’t like fat people.”

 

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Worst fries in America, according to Men’s Health

Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010

– Wiccapundit

Chili’s “Texas Cheese Fries with Jalapeno Ranch” – 1,920 calories worth of salty, fatty goodness.  In just one order.

Of course they’re the worst fries in America.  There’s no bacon on them.

Courtesy of Boing Boing.

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