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That’s going to leave a mark …

Thursday, October 4th, 2012

– Wiccapundit

Mitt Romney is no great debater, and he’s not a natural politician.  Last night, he only had to appear competent.  Against President Social Promotion, he did that and more.

The weeping and wailing of the Left about Obama’s performance (see, e.g.,  Matthews, Chris and Sullivan, Andrew) is sweet, sweet nectar to be savored.

At some point in the career of a person following the arc of the Peter Principle, reality asserts itself (read: gravity).  You go from the golden boy who can do no wrong to a member of the crew of a crippled B-17 returning from a bombing raid over Germany, with two engines out mushing along at 100 feet over the English Channel, heaving everything not nailed down out of the airplane in a desperate attempt to gain enough altitude to mush over the Cliffs of Dover without crashing.

See Obama, B.

FAIL, thy name is Soetoro.



Wednesday, July 13th, 2011

– Elphaba

I read with interest an opinion piece by Michael Goodwin in The New York Post entitled, “US is too Dumb to Know O is Always Right.”  I think that we are finally starting to have our “V” For Vendetta moment, where the masses are watching the O’s speeches with incredulous faces, uttering the word, “bullocks!”  Anyone paying attention has got to know they’re being lied to, in the worst possible way.  Goodwin states that he turned his television set off half way through the presidential blah-blah-blah:

Enough. He is the Man Who Won’t Listen to Anybody, so why should anybody listen to him?

Tuning out and turning off the president does not fill me with gladness. He cannot be ignored.

But for now, I will leave that unhappy duty to others. I am tired of Barack Obama. There’s nothing new there. His speeches are like “Groundhog Day.”

I already have my “Who is John Galt?” sticker.  Now I need my mask.  How about you?


Just priceless

Monday, October 18th, 2010

– Wiccapundit

Sparks, the Anarcho-Capitalist, Tells Obama What He Needs To Hear

via Lew Rockwell


Obama and the New Math

Friday, October 15th, 2010

– Wiccapundit

Since the President believes that we can keep spending into oblivion, perhaps we should hire Lou Costello as Comptroller of the Currency.  He always gets the math to come out right.


What could go wrong?

Tuesday, March 30th, 2010

– Wiccapundit

Yeah, it’s a few days old, but it’s still funny:

From Hillbuzz.


Maybe Obama can hire this guy to help figure out how to pay for Obamacare.

Tuesday, March 23rd, 2010

– Wiccapundit

The Pudding Guy – 12k Chocolate Puddings Into A Lifetime Of Free Flights

Guy spends $3,140 on 12,150 individual servings of pudding, trades in UPC codes on them for 1.25 million frequent flyer miles, continues to utilize frequent flyer promotions to amass miles five times faster than he spends them (with all the perks that come with American Airlines Advantage Gold status), and even got an $815 tax deduction for donating the pudding to the Salvation Army.  America, what a country!

(From Djmick Life, via the usual sources.)

While we’re at it, have we mentioned the exceptional values available on fine Red State Witch pudding merchandise to be found at our Zazzle merch page?  Pudding – it’s not just for dessert anymore.


Going down…

Monday, March 22nd, 2010

– Wiccapundit

And the hits just keep on comin’.  It seems I can’t post fast enough to keep track of Obama’s sinking poll numbers.  His approval rating is dropping like a newly-adolescent male’s testicles.  As I noted a mere four days ago, his disapproval rating after fourteen months in office reached a level worse than George Bush’s after his entire two-term tenure.   The previous poll number post was nine days before that.  At this rate, within a week I’ll be posting hourly, then minute-by-minute.  Perhaps Einstein could have told us if time slows down as poll number decline approaches the speed of light.

It gets bettah:

CNN poll: Majority disapprove of Obama for first time

Majority, as in more than 50%, even if you use ObamaMath™.  Maybe the public’s opinion of Obama’s performance is related to that stuff with the thing they were messin’ with last weekend, or somethin’.  Just a thought.

(Yeah, I found it on Ace.  So what.)


Yes, it can go lower.

Friday, March 19th, 2010

– Wiccapundit

As I noted a mere nine days ago, Teh Prez’s poll numbers are in the tank.  I asked “How low can it go?”

Apparently, so low that The Evil George Bush’s final “strongly disapprove” job approval rating at the beginning of 2009 was better than Obama’s.  So says Rasmussen, as reported by Ace (where discerning bloggers kipe their best stuff).

Applying ObamaMath™ to the equation,  I calculate that his approval rating could drop up to 3,000% from current levels.


Let’s have a spelling contest…

Friday, March 19th, 2010

– Wiccapundit

Obama’s New Math™ has proved you might want to look somewhere other than Harvard for your higher education needs.  Don’t go to Harvard for the English department, either, apparently.

The Smartest President Evah™ misspells “Syracuse” on his ESPN-broadcast NCAA bracket.  ESPN rewrites history by deleting the video of his error.

From HotAirPundit via Ace.

You spell potato, I spell potatoE …, or whatever.  Maybe all the letters are silent, like in “corpse-man”.

To any liberal who castigated Dan Quayle for his spelling mistake but ignores Obama’s foul-ups: you are a hypocritical scumbag.  Are any Harvard alums embarrassed for your alma mater yet?

Yeah, I just used this pic 2 posts ago, but I can barely keep up with this President’s forays into the Land of Stupid.


Don’t go to Harvard for the math department…

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010

– Wiccapundit

“Well, a lot of those folks, your employer it’s estimated would see premiums fall by as much as 3,000 percent [sic], which means they could give you a raise.”–President Obama in Strongsville Ohio, March 15, as quoted on the White House Web site

From Best of the Web.

Gee, is it just me, or is the math off on this just a bit?  I mean, I’m not Hahvahd-educated and all Supah Smaht like Teh Prezident, but a 100% reduction in premiums would reduce your premiums to zero, right?  So how much is the insurance company going to pay you to insure you?

Can this guy be any more ignorant than he seems to be?  As Elphaba informs me, that is a scary question.

Here’s the clip, if you can stand to gaze upon the blinding stupidity: