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Do the math.

Thursday, November 8th, 2012

– Wiccapundit

Gee, I absolutely could never have seen this one coming, on the day after the election:

Boeing Announces Big Layoffs in Defense Division

So, Obama voters, you planned to take a slice of the producer’s pie, without making any pie yourselves.  What happens when you try that?

Ten percent of nothin’ is, let me do the math here… nothin’ and a nothin’, carry the nothin’…

– Jayne Cobb



Obama and the New Math

Friday, October 15th, 2010

– Wiccapundit

Since the President believes that we can keep spending into oblivion, perhaps we should hire Lou Costello as Comptroller of the Currency.  He always gets the math to come out right.



Wednesday, March 24th, 2010

– Wiccapundit

Click HERE to see larger version of this graph.

Via Captain Capitalism.


Maybe Obama can hire this guy to help figure out how to pay for Obamacare.

Tuesday, March 23rd, 2010

– Wiccapundit

The Pudding Guy – 12k Chocolate Puddings Into A Lifetime Of Free Flights

Guy spends $3,140 on 12,150 individual servings of pudding, trades in UPC codes on them for 1.25 million frequent flyer miles, continues to utilize frequent flyer promotions to amass miles five times faster than he spends them (with all the perks that come with American Airlines Advantage Gold status), and even got an $815 tax deduction for donating the pudding to the Salvation Army.  America, what a country!

(From Djmick Life, via the usual sources.)

While we’re at it, have we mentioned the exceptional values available on fine Red State Witch pudding merchandise to be found at our Zazzle merch page?  Pudding – it’s not just for dessert anymore.


Yes, it can go lower.

Friday, March 19th, 2010

– Wiccapundit

As I noted a mere nine days ago, Teh Prez’s poll numbers are in the tank.  I asked “How low can it go?”

Apparently, so low that The Evil George Bush’s final “strongly disapprove” job approval rating at the beginning of 2009 was better than Obama’s.  So says Rasmussen, as reported by Ace (where discerning bloggers kipe their best stuff).

Applying ObamaMath™ to the equation,  I calculate that his approval rating could drop up to 3,000% from current levels.


Don’t go to Harvard for the math department…

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010

– Wiccapundit

“Well, a lot of those folks, your employer it’s estimated would see premiums fall by as much as 3,000 percent [sic], which means they could give you a raise.”–President Obama in Strongsville Ohio, March 15, as quoted on the White House Web site

From Best of the Web.

Gee, is it just me, or is the math off on this just a bit?  I mean, I’m not Hahvahd-educated and all Supah Smaht like Teh Prezident, but a 100% reduction in premiums would reduce your premiums to zero, right?  So how much is the insurance company going to pay you to insure you?

Can this guy be any more ignorant than he seems to be?  As Elphaba informs me, that is a scary question.

Here’s the clip, if you can stand to gaze upon the blinding stupidity: