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Archive for the ‘Teh Stupid’ Category

Jimmy Carter’s enduring failure.

Monday, February 10th, 2014

– Wiccapundit

How many of us remember a time when the United States did not have a Cabinet-level Department of Energy?  Does anyone remember why it was established?

In 1977, with 40.5 % of U.S. crude oil supplied from foreign sources, Jimmy Carter announced the creation of the DOE with the statement: “Beginning this moment, this nation will never use more foreign oil than we did in 1977 – never.”

As of 2014, nearly 37 years after its creation, with 16,000+ employees and an annual budget north of $30 billion, the DOE produces exactly nothing in the way of energy.   More than 61% of U.S. crude oil comes from foreign sources.   The DOE has been a complete and utter failure at the one thing it was created to do –  reduce our reliance on foreign crude oil.

And these are the people that want to be in control of the provision of your health care.

Thanks, Jimmy.

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Tuesday, December 17th, 2013

– Wiccapundit

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Your friendly neighborhood postmistress

Sunday, October 6th, 2013

– Wiccapundit

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds. – inscription on the James Farley post office in New York City

Unless it’s a beautiful sunny day and you’re a lazy, fat-ass U.S. postal worker:

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Tuesday, August 20th, 2013

– Wiccapundit

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My Obama criticism: Will I be banned for life?

Wednesday, August 14th, 2013

– Wiccapundit

A rodeo clown in Missouri who made fun of King Barack the Thin-Skinned has been banned for life from performing in Missouri.

Really?  What was that dusty old First-Something-Or-Other we used to believe in?

Oh yeah.  First Amendment.  Yeah, that’s the ticket.

Here’s my two cents.  Barack (Barry) Hussein (Soetoro) Obama is a pusillanimous pisspot, a narcissicistic child, a tinpot dictator with delusions of godhood (h/t Star Trek, The Original Series; episode: The Trouble With Tribbles), an incompetent Peter Principle putz, an Affirmative Action asswipe with no discernible talent other than persuading guilty white liberals to feel good about themselves by voting the decline of the United States into actual fact.

Is that enough to get me banned for life?

Damn, it’s hard to get the attention of the Elites™.

Fuck you Barry and the donkey (ass) you rode into town on.

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Fuck Hoover. Hello. (Redux)

Friday, June 7th, 2013

– Wiccapundit

In one of his classic ”70s comedy routines, George Carlin used to say that he thought his phone was tapped by the FBI.  He would answer every incoming phone call: “Fuck Hoover.  Hello.”

In homage to the great Mr. Carlin, I’d like to say something similar to the NSA, which is undoubtedly Keeping The World Safe For Democracy™ by data-mining my posts:

Blow me, NSA [terror, bomb, anti-government, yadda-yadda-yadda].  I hope those tags will get me on the NSA’s radar.  I’d hate to be the last one invited to the party.

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Warrants? We don’t need no stinking warrants!

Thursday, December 13th, 2012

– Wiccapundit

4th Amendment Over: Public Buses Adding Microphones To Record Conversations

 Transit authorities in cities across the country are quietly installing microphone-enabled surveillance systems on public buses that would give them the ability to record and store private conversations, according to documents obtained by a news outlet.

The systems are being installed in San Francisco, Baltimore, and other cities with funding from the Department of Homeland Security in some cases, according to the Daily, which obtained copies of contracts, procurement requests, specs and other documents.

The systems use cables or WiFi to pair audio conversations with camera images in order to produce synchronous recordings. Audio and video can be monitored in real-time.

Right.  Because the greatest threat to the safety the citizens of the United States is some blue-collar, transit-dependent schlub trying to get by in the Obama economy, bitching about his life while riding the bus.  As if Mahmoud and Muhammed and all the other good little jihadis are planning the world takeover by islam in their secret planning sessions while riding the Local.  Have these bureaucrats even ridden the bus lately?  Don’t they know that nobody talks to anybody else on the bus?  Sheesh.  And if some islamic wackjob IS plotting something, who’s going to translate the recorded conversations from Farsi?

My suggestion?  Everyone riding the bus should get on, look up at the camera, flip the bird, and say “Fuck Homeland Security.”  Just like George Carlin talked about in the ’70s when he thought the FBI was tapping his phone.  He would answer the phone: “Fuck Hoover.  Hello?”

(h/t Zero Hedge)

 

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“What did the President know and when did he know it?”

Friday, September 28th, 2012

– Wiccapundit

That line from the Watergate investigation is one of the most well-remembered.   What people often forget is that Hillary Clinton, as a young lawyer, served on the committee investigating the possibility of Nixon’s impeachment.

What a small fucking world it is.

Now, the current Prez and his Secretary of State are involved in a scandal which, unlike Watergate, actually caused people to get killed.

The following video should be made to go viral.  It summarizes the outright lies and obfuscation of the President, Secretary Clinton, and a host of administration talking heads with regard to the TERRORIST ATTACK on our consulate in Benghazi, an attack the administration KNEW within 24 hours was not in response to some stupid video.

Joke: How do you know that President Obama is lying?

Answer: He exists.

Watch it, and weep for our Nation and its sovereignty.

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Obama Has American Citizen Arrested For Exercising His First Amendment Rights

Saturday, September 15th, 2012

– Wiccapundit

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yes, making a film that makes the Administration uncomfortable now gets actual brownshirts sent to your door in the night.  Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department spokesman Steve Whitmore claims that the “interview” was “voluntary” and that Nakoula Bassely Nakoula was not under arrest.

Yeah, sure.

Hey Barack (Barry) Hussein (Soetoro) Obama:  Fuck you and the camel you rode into town on.  That’s right, I am exercising my First Amendment rights to call you a cocknugget douchetool.   Are you going to track me down and have me taken in for a “voluntary interview” with The Man?

Ann Barnhardt demands to be immediately arrested for blasphemy, because apparently that is now the law in this country, even though nobody seems to know when or by whom that law was passed.  In accordance with Ann’s wishes, this blog is reposting the YouTube video of Ann burning the pages of a Koran that has been bookmarked with strips of bacon.  Ann has called out the thuggish Obama regime on this.  Will they respond?

Here’s the video.  See that it gets distribution far and wide.

Here is the same video subtitled in Arabic. I hope it gets sent far and wide in the insane muslim world.

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Gee, it’s like 1979 all over again

Friday, September 14th, 2012

– Wiccapundit

Let’s see:

Soaring gas prices?  Check.

Flaccid economy?  Check.

Government spending out of control?  Check.

Middle East tensions with assaults on our embassies and murder of ambassadors?  Check.

Impotent foreign policy strategy?  Check.

Fears of nuclear showdown?  Check.

Russian hegemony causing us grief?  Check.

Total loser ensconced in the White House?  Checkcheckcheckcheck.

Maybe I should get my plaid bell-bottoms out of storage and relive the glory days of old.  At least the music was better back then (disco notwithstanding).

Sadly, there is no Ronald Reagan waiting in the wings to put things right.

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