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Do the math.

Thursday, November 8th, 2012

– Wiccapundit

Gee, I absolutely could never have seen this one coming, on the day after the election:

Boeing Announces Big Layoffs in Defense Division

So, Obama voters, you planned to take a slice of the producer’s pie, without making any pie yourselves.  What happens when you try that?

Ten percent of nothin’ is, let me do the math here… nothin’ and a nothin’, carry the nothin’…

– Jayne Cobb

 

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Can’t stop the signal.

Tuesday, December 27th, 2011

– Wiccapundit

Fans of Firefly will appreciate this:

(h/t AoSHQ)

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Bring back “Firefly” – and I mean it.

Sunday, December 25th, 2011

– Wiccapundit

If only.  If only.

Could Netflix Bring Firefly Back From The Dead?

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Happy Birthday, Chuck Norris! Sir!

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

–  Wiccpundit

The inimitable Chuck Norris turned 70 today.   Rather, he allowed Time to agree that he has inhabited the Earth for 70 years.

In honor thereof, here is a link to some tasty Chuck Norris facts:

Chuck Norris Turns 70 — We Present a Norris Fact for Every Ass-Kicking Year

Link courtesy of Adam Baldwin’s Twitter feed.  (The conservative Adam Baldwin, of Firefly/Serenity fame, not of the wacko Baldwin clan.)

Some of the better excerpts:

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem: It wouldn’t take shit from anybody.

If at first you don’t succeed, you’re not Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris’ victims before they died? His shoe.

And one that is not on this list, but is great:  Chuck Norris’s tears can cure cancer.  Unfortunately, Chuck Norris doesn’t cry.

One of my own:  Even though “Sidekicks” was kind of a lame movie, every scene with Chuck Norris in it is Oscar™-worthy.

Happy Birthday, Chuck.  Er, Mr. Norris, Sir!

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