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You call yourself a journalist, you son of a bitch?

Saturday, May 17th, 2014

– Wiccapundit

Trey Gowdy kneecaps The Media™ in about 3 minutes:

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My Obama criticism: Will I be banned for life?

Wednesday, August 14th, 2013

– Wiccapundit

A rodeo clown in Missouri who made fun of King Barack the Thin-Skinned has been banned for life from performing in Missouri.

Really?  What was that dusty old First-Something-Or-Other we used to believe in?

Oh yeah.  First Amendment.  Yeah, that’s the ticket.

Here’s my two cents.  Barack (Barry) Hussein (Soetoro) Obama is a pusillanimous pisspot, a narcissicistic child, a tinpot dictator with delusions of godhood (h/t Star Trek, The Original Series; episode: The Trouble With Tribbles), an incompetent Peter Principle putz, an Affirmative Action asswipe with no discernible talent other than persuading guilty white liberals to feel good about themselves by voting the decline of the United States into actual fact.

Is that enough to get me banned for life?

Damn, it’s hard to get the attention of the Elites™.

Fuck you Barry and the donkey (ass) you rode into town on.

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It’s a new year, and we’re still here.

Wednesday, January 2nd, 2013

– Wiccapundit

Yes, Obama is still a dick.  Yes, the Republicans are still spineless.  Yes, the Free Shit Army™ still thinks the party will go on forever.

However, things will change, because things always change.  Anyone who believes that ANYTHING is static in this life probably still listens to 8-track tapes in their car.

One idea that has been floating around is the possibility of significant restrictions on guns, or worse:

Bringing the War Back Home. “Full Spectrum Operations in the Homeland”: Getting the military to start preparing for the violent repression of its own citizenry. US Army “deep thinker” creates an “enemy” out of the Tea Parties & “extremist militias.” “Red Teaming” from an Ignorance-Inspired Faulty Premise.

The response to that idea is this bit of fiction:

“What I Saw At The Coup”

Or this bit of non-fiction:

What you’ll see in the rebellion.

Hey Lefties: let’s do the math:

On the one hand –

Number of firearms in the United States: 279 million + (est.).  This number is getting larger, not smaller.

Number of households in the United States owning guns: 43-55 million (est.).  This is based on Gallup polling.  The number is likely larger due to the number of people who would not admit this fact to an anonymous pollster.

Number of hunting licenses issued in the U.S. in 2011: 14,974,534.  This is the number of licenses issued for hunters to take to the field prepared to take the life of a living thing.

Number of deer hunters: 10,000,000+ (est.).  This is the number of hunters intending and prepared to take down targets weighing between 130 and 290 pounds.

Current dues-paying NRA members: 4,300,000 (est.).  There are likely a considerably larger number who agree with the NRA’s positions who are not actual members of the organization.

On the other hand –

Number of law enforcement officers in the United States: 800,000+ (est.).  This includes everything from FBI and U.S. Marshals to county sheriff’s deputies to metropolitan police officers to probation officers to postal inspectors to fish and game wardens.

Number of members of the combined armed forces of the United States: 2,315,958.   This includes both active duty and reserve Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines, and Coast Guard.  It also includes every MOS (military occupational specialty) from combat-trained troops to benefits administrators, personnel clerks, naval radar operators, truck mechanics, OB/GYN doctors, and cooks.  Actual number of combat-ready troops: an estimate of 10-20% are infantry-type troops, which would result in a number of “combat troops” approximately 450,000+ worldwide, including in active combat zones such as Afghanistan as well as non-combat areas like South Korea or Germany.

So Lefties, how does the equation work out?

Let’s assume that your annointed one Barack the First decides to make not just gun restriction or gun registration, but gun confiscation the liberal wet dream of 2013.  With the stroke of a pen signing any such legislation, and assuming that the Supreme Court does not stand in the way, your Precious has immediately turned the most right-wing-nutball, black helicopter, tin-foil-hat conspiracy theory into actual U.S. law.  Not some NRA talking-point fund-raising scare tactic, but actual public policy enforced by Federal law.

If only 10% of the estimated number of gun owners in the country refused to comply with an order to turn in their guns, this would be more than 2.5 million people.  This is less than a quarter of the number of people who hunt deer every year.  The ones likely to resist would  not be the ones who have grandpa’s old bird gun in the closet, but avid hunters and shooting sportsmen who are in possession of semi-automatic, military-caliber rifles, or modern, high-quality, large-caliber, scoped hunting rifles.  These people are familiar with their weapons, they practice with them, and most of them are used to shooting and killing at a distance, albeit game that doesn’t shoot back.  Do you think these people would just roll over and hand in their guns?

Let’s assume that every combat-qualified soldier is returned to the U.S. mainland from every foreign posting in the world,  Added to the number of LEOs, you get a number just over 1,250,000.  (We’re ignoring for the moment this blatant violation of the Posse Comitatus Act, which prohibits the use of the U.S. military in law enforcement operations.)  Of this number, many are politically conservative, NRA members, or military members who take their oaths to protect the Constitution seriously.  How many of these do you think would be willing to enforce a law disarming the American public, or to shoot any who refused to cooperate, many of whom would be their friends, neighbors, and even family?

In truth, a significant percentage of those tasked with the distasteful job of going door to door to round up weapons would simply refuse.  Those that carried out this thankless task would be literally walking into the musket fire.  And your fantasy that “gun nuts wouldn’t be able to stand up to jets, drones, and tanks, etc.?”  You really believe that anyone in the military would be willing to drop a smart bomb on an American neighborhood, or take out a soccer mom’s van with a Hellfire missile from a drone, or drive a tank up the Main Street of any American city?  How many non-gun-owning Americans would draw the line well before that?  And as far as whether a bunch of rifle-toting patriots could hold the U.S. military at bay, see Afghanistan.  We’ve been there for ten years, and illiterate cave-dwelling goatherds with rifles have been bleeding us white the entire time.   The largest, most modern military in the world has been unsuccessful in pacifying a country about the size of Texas.  Try doing it to the entire continental United States, but with the added complication of shooting not the Taliban, but the guy who works at the local grocery store or car dealer.

Liberals: would you be willing to strap on the body armor, pick up a weapon, and knock on the door of someone who just might shoot you in the head for your trouble?  Would you be willing to countenance the utter repudiation of the Second and Fourth Amendments, and watch (much less participate in) the cops search houses from top to bottom looking for contraband guns?  What ever happened to “keep your laws off my body?”  Or does that only apply to laws preventing you from rooting out a living thing from your uterus?

Face it, Lefties – those of you who constantly mewl that you are part of the “reality-based community” – the math does not favor you.   If you try this, if you take it to its ultimate conclusion, you will lose badly.

Here’s the deal: you leave us alone and we’ll leave you alone.  You don’t try to disarm us and we won’t shoot you for trying to disarm us.

If you don’t?

We will be disappointed.

 

 

 

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“PSY” is Korean for “jackass”

Sunday, December 9th, 2012

– Wiccapundit

The seemingly soft and unthreatening Korean K-pop rapper PSY, who has gotten millions of people to dance in a stupid fashion to his catchy “song” Gangnam Style, is actually virulently anti-American, as evidenced by the lyrics to a song by South Korean rock band N.E.X.T. that he sang in a 2004 concert:

Kill those fucking Yankees who have been torturing Iraqi captives

Kill those fucking Yankees who ordered them to torture

Kill their daughters, mothers, daughters-in-law and fathers

Kill them all slowly and painfully

He is, of course, trying to sanitize his past history in order to enjoy the fruits of his current world adulation.  One sign of the impending Apocalypse?  That over 900,000,000 million views of his video have been recorded on YouTube.  Compare: the 1958 performance of Beethoven’s masterful Ninth Symphony, performed by the Berlin Philharmonic under the direction of Herbert von Karajan (the gold standard for this piece) and including an in-her-prime Leontyne Price singing soprano: 59,000 views.  Seriously? WTF?

Hey PSY, here’s a little statistic for you: over 33,000 “fucking Yankee” soldiers died to prevent the country you were born in from becoming the same Marxist “People’s” shithole that North Korea has become.  This happened before you were even a randy gleam in your daddy’s eye, which you seem not to know as apparently you have never studied Korean history.  Had Americans not died to protect the sovereignty of South Korea, you would have grown up in a regime that has created such widespread starvation among its people that malnutrition has caused the average North Korean to be between 1 and 3 inches shorter than the average South Korean.  In the late 1990’s, North Korea experienced a famine that caused upwards of 3,500,000 people to die of starvation, out of a population of about 22 million.  When 15% of your population dies from state-induced lack of food, what do you do?  Why, you give it a pithy name: “the Arduous March.”  Man, those Commies have a catchy phrase for everything.

If you had grown up under conditions like those that exist today in North Korea, you would not be “rapping” for a high-bling living, you would be laboring in a prison camp and eating your stolen pork raw so the guards wouldn’t catch you cooking it and beat the crap out of you.  Your fame consists entirely of creating a catchy song paired with a silly dance, which makes you something of a one-hit wonder.   Even the Hokey Pokey (which by the way was written in 1857) is a catchy song with a silly dance.  People are still singing and performing that song and dance today.  Do you think anyone will be doing the Gangnam Style dance in six months?  Can you say “Hey, Macarena?”

Bonus add-on:  President Obama and Michelle, despite the controversy over PSY’s ugly past, will nonetheless still attend his Christmas performance.  The President had a great opportunity to engage in a Clintonesque “Sister Souljah” moment, demonstrating his leadership qualities and racking up some props even from conservative commentators, who would have undoubtedly (if grudgingly) given him a thumbs-up for doing the right thing and distancing himself from anti-American sentiment.  That was a high-hanging PR curveball and the President completely whiffed it.  But he is, after all, The Smartest President EVAH.™

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Do the math.

Thursday, November 8th, 2012

– Wiccapundit

Gee, I absolutely could never have seen this one coming, on the day after the election:

Boeing Announces Big Layoffs in Defense Division

So, Obama voters, you planned to take a slice of the producer’s pie, without making any pie yourselves.  What happens when you try that?

Ten percent of nothin’ is, let me do the math here… nothin’ and a nothin’, carry the nothin’…

– Jayne Cobb

 

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Vote: Not for revenge; for a reckoning

Monday, November 5th, 2012

– Wiccapundit

Lucius Cornelius Sulla Felix.  Roman general and statesman.

His epitaph reads: “No friend ever served me, and no enemy ever wronged me, whom I have not repaid in full.”  I humbly suggest that tomorrow, the American electorate will repay Barack Hussein Obama in full.  He will lose in a landslide, the Republicans will pick up House seats, and will take control of the Senate.  To quote Yul Brynner in The Ten Commandments: “So let it be written.  So let it be done.”

 

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Please, please, let it be so…

Sunday, October 21st, 2012

– Wiccapundit

One can only hope:

Mitt Romney 52 percent 342 electoral votes projected at UnSkewedPolls.com

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Soft and flabby, and oh so out of shape

Thursday, October 4th, 2012

– Wiccapundit

To quote Jonah Goldberg: “Congratulations MSM, your failure to ask the President hard questions for four years has left him soft and unprepared.”

As H.G. Wells noted in The Time Machine:  “We are kept keen on the grindstone of pain and necessity.”

Obama got fat and sloppy after winning his title fight in 2008, and has been sitting around in Da Club sipping the Corvoisier and chatting up Jay-Z and Beyonce.  Romney, the Challenger, has been working out for hours every day deadlifting truck transmissions in an unheated warehouse looking for his title shot.

The prep showed, as did Romney’s extensive recent debate experience through the never-ending Republican primary season.  Never think for a minute that adversity does not hone you to a fine edge.  Pleasant it is not.  Necessary it most certainly is.

I wrote that last line while talking like Yoda.

But knew that you did.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Romney lands a gut shot to an unprepared Obama.

 

 

 

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I can’t believe I didn’t notice this during the debate

Thursday, October 4th, 2012

– Wiccapundit

The network must have used some special effects to edit the video so that this wasn’t visible to the audience:

Obama’s Self-Ass-Kicking Machine

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That’s going to leave a mark …

Thursday, October 4th, 2012

– Wiccapundit

Mitt Romney is no great debater, and he’s not a natural politician.  Last night, he only had to appear competent.  Against President Social Promotion, he did that and more.

The weeping and wailing of the Left about Obama’s performance (see, e.g.,  Matthews, Chris and Sullivan, Andrew) is sweet, sweet nectar to be savored.

At some point in the career of a person following the arc of the Peter Principle, reality asserts itself (read: gravity).  You go from the golden boy who can do no wrong to a member of the crew of a crippled B-17 returning from a bombing raid over Germany, with two engines out mushing along at 100 feet over the English Channel, heaving everything not nailed down out of the airplane in a desperate attempt to gain enough altitude to mush over the Cliffs of Dover without crashing.

See Obama, B.

FAIL, thy name is Soetoro.

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