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Your friendly neighborhood postmistress

Sunday, October 6th, 2013

– Wiccapundit

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds. – inscription on the James Farley post office in New York City

Unless it’s a beautiful sunny day and you’re a lazy, fat-ass U.S. postal worker:

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My Obama criticism: Will I be banned for life?

Wednesday, August 14th, 2013

– Wiccapundit

A rodeo clown in Missouri who made fun of King Barack the Thin-Skinned has been banned for life from performing in Missouri.

Really?  What was that dusty old First-Something-Or-Other we used to believe in?

Oh yeah.  First Amendment.  Yeah, that’s the ticket.

Here’s my two cents.  Barack (Barry) Hussein (Soetoro) Obama is a pusillanimous pisspot, a narcissicistic child, a tinpot dictator with delusions of godhood (h/t Star Trek, The Original Series; episode: The Trouble With Tribbles), an incompetent Peter Principle putz, an Affirmative Action asswipe with no discernible talent other than persuading guilty white liberals to feel good about themselves by voting the decline of the United States into actual fact.

Is that enough to get me banned for life?

Damn, it’s hard to get the attention of the Elites™.

Fuck you Barry and the donkey (ass) you rode into town on.

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Warrants? We don’t need no stinking warrants!

Thursday, December 13th, 2012

– Wiccapundit

4th Amendment Over: Public Buses Adding Microphones To Record Conversations

 Transit authorities in cities across the country are quietly installing microphone-enabled surveillance systems on public buses that would give them the ability to record and store private conversations, according to documents obtained by a news outlet.

The systems are being installed in San Francisco, Baltimore, and other cities with funding from the Department of Homeland Security in some cases, according to the Daily, which obtained copies of contracts, procurement requests, specs and other documents.

The systems use cables or WiFi to pair audio conversations with camera images in order to produce synchronous recordings. Audio and video can be monitored in real-time.

Right.  Because the greatest threat to the safety the citizens of the United States is some blue-collar, transit-dependent schlub trying to get by in the Obama economy, bitching about his life while riding the bus.  As if Mahmoud and Muhammed and all the other good little jihadis are planning the world takeover by islam in their secret planning sessions while riding the Local.  Have these bureaucrats even ridden the bus lately?  Don’t they know that nobody talks to anybody else on the bus?  Sheesh.  And if some islamic wackjob IS plotting something, who’s going to translate the recorded conversations from Farsi?

My suggestion?  Everyone riding the bus should get on, look up at the camera, flip the bird, and say “Fuck Homeland Security.”  Just like George Carlin talked about in the ’70s when he thought the FBI was tapping his phone.  He would answer the phone: “Fuck Hoover.  Hello?”

(h/t Zero Hedge)

 

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Chicago teachers are on strike. Remember this teacher?

Monday, September 10th, 2012

– Wiccapundit

I’m sure this one is at the front of the picket line:

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Fast & Furious Redux, 2.0, Deja Vu, All Over Again

Monday, July 30th, 2012

– Wiccapundit

Honestly, we are so hosed.  The Federal government does what it wants, when it wants, and screw you if you object.

The phone rang before sunrise. It woke Craig Patty, owner of a tiny North Texas trucking company, to vexing news about Truck 793 – a big red semi supposedly getting repairs in Houston.

“Your driver was shot in your truck,” said the caller, a business colleague. “Your truck was loaded with marijuana. He was shot eight times while sitting in the cab. Do you know anything about your driver hauling marijuana?”

“What did you say?” Patty recalled asking. “Could you please repeat that?”

The truck, it turned out, had been everywhere but in the repair shop.

Commandeered by one of his drivers, who was secretly working with federal agents, the truck had been hauling marijuana from the border as part of an undercover operation. And without Patty’s knowledge, the Drug Enforcement Administration was paying his driver, Lawrence Chapa, to use the truck to bust traffickers.

This article in the Houston chronicle gives the whole sordid story.

Damn.  Just, damn.

(h/t Ace of Spades)

 

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Hey Bloomberg! Sod off, you moron!

Tuesday, June 5th, 2012

– Wiccapundit

I’ve decide to finally weigh in on the absurd greater-than-16-ounce-sugary-drink-Scarlet Letter edict from Nanny Bloomberg in New York.

Hey New Yorkers!  You elected this knucklehead.  Three times.

Here’s the deal, Bloomie: if you ever get near the levers of national power in this country, you can try to pry my Bacon Hamburger Fatty Melt (a bacon burger with two bacon-stuffed grilled cheese sandwiches as the bun – h/t Serious Eats) from my cold, dead hands.

Except, it won’t be in my hands per se, as each of my two hands will be holding a 64-ounce Super Big Gulp™ of Cherry Coke™.

I will, however, be happy to put them down in order to pummel some sense into that rat’s maze you call a brain.

James Lileks had it right: the Mandatory Betterment class “just doesn’t like fat people.”

 

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Fail.

Monday, April 23rd, 2012

– Wiccapundit

This spot-on video got the Twitter account of its producer – Free Market America – suspended.  I wonder why.

(h/t Michelle Malkin)

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Can’t stop the signal.

Tuesday, December 27th, 2011

– Wiccapundit

Fans of Firefly will appreciate this:

(h/t AoSHQ)

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What if?

Wednesday, November 30th, 2011

– Wiccapundit

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In this short but thoughtful essay, Judge Andrew Napolitano asks; “What if the Constitution no longer applied?”   Well worth your time to read.

(h/t Lew Rockwell)

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The One Per Cent

Sunday, October 16th, 2011

– Wiccapundit

 

 

(h/t Ace)

 

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