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My Obama criticism: Will I be banned for life?

Wednesday, August 14th, 2013

– Wiccapundit

A rodeo clown in Missouri who made fun of King Barack the Thin-Skinned has been banned for life from performing in Missouri.

Really?  What was that dusty old First-Something-Or-Other we used to believe in?

Oh yeah.  First Amendment.  Yeah, that’s the ticket.

Here’s my two cents.  Barack (Barry) Hussein (Soetoro) Obama is a pusillanimous pisspot, a narcissicistic child, a tinpot dictator with delusions of godhood (h/t Star Trek, The Original Series; episode: The Trouble With Tribbles), an incompetent Peter Principle putz, an Affirmative Action asswipe with no discernible talent other than persuading guilty white liberals to feel good about themselves by voting the decline of the United States into actual fact.

Is that enough to get me banned for life?

Damn, it’s hard to get the attention of the Elites™.

Fuck you Barry and the donkey (ass) you rode into town on.

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Fuck Hoover. Hello. (Redux)

Friday, June 7th, 2013

– Wiccapundit

In one of his classic ”70s comedy routines, George Carlin used to say that he thought his phone was tapped by the FBI.  He would answer every incoming phone call: “Fuck Hoover.  Hello.”

In homage to the great Mr. Carlin, I’d like to say something similar to the NSA, which is undoubtedly Keeping The World Safe For Democracy™ by data-mining my posts:

Blow me, NSA [terror, bomb, anti-government, yadda-yadda-yadda].  I hope those tags will get me on the NSA’s radar.  I’d hate to be the last one invited to the party.


Andrew Breitbart is still here.

Friday, March 1st, 2013

– Wiccapundit

Is today really one year since we lost Andrew?

Damn, I miss the man.

But remember, Breitbart Is Here.


Obama Has American Citizen Arrested For Exercising His First Amendment Rights

Saturday, September 15th, 2012

– Wiccapundit








Yes, making a film that makes the Administration uncomfortable now gets actual brownshirts sent to your door in the night.  Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department spokesman Steve Whitmore claims that the “interview” was “voluntary” and that Nakoula Bassely Nakoula was not under arrest.

Yeah, sure.

Hey Barack (Barry) Hussein (Soetoro) Obama:  Fuck you and the camel you rode into town on.  That’s right, I am exercising my First Amendment rights to call you a cocknugget douchetool.   Are you going to track me down and have me taken in for a “voluntary interview” with The Man?

Ann Barnhardt demands to be immediately arrested for blasphemy, because apparently that is now the law in this country, even though nobody seems to know when or by whom that law was passed.  In accordance with Ann’s wishes, this blog is reposting the YouTube video of Ann burning the pages of a Koran that has been bookmarked with strips of bacon.  Ann has called out the thuggish Obama regime on this.  Will they respond?

Here’s the video.  See that it gets distribution far and wide.

Here is the same video subtitled in Arabic. I hope it gets sent far and wide in the insane muslim world.


Fuck mohammed the Pedophile (pork be upon him)

Wednesday, September 12th, 2012

– Wiccapundit

WARNING:  The gloves are off on this one, and if your constitution or sensibilities are weak, don’t read it.

I like to think of myself as a relatively tolerant person.  Live and let live, and all that.  This latest manufactured islamic rage is the end of it for me, at least with regard to muslims.  And yes, the words “islam”, “muslims”, and “mohammed” are all written lower case in this post intentionally.   These animals do not deserve even the minimal honor of capitalization.

I have no intention of kowtowing to barbaric, Dark Age cretins who threaten to kill us because we have the audacity to mention that they are violent.  Oh, that’s right.  They don’t “do” irony in the Middle East.

We have a First Amendment.  It means something.  Actually, it means a hell of a lot.  President Ben Dover doesn’t seem to understand that.   The First Amendment is meant to protect speech that is disagreeable.    Nobody cares about speech that is happy, hearts-and-flowers, Kumbayah drivel.

Question for Leftists everywhere: would it be OK if I created an “art” exhibit with a photo of the prophet submerged in urine and called it “Piss mohammed?”  I don’t seem to recall any upset stomachs among the Leftist intelligentsia when Andres Serrano did the same thing with a crucifix and called it “Piss Christ.”   Probably because Christians were not inclined to hunt him down and hack his head off.

The words to remember are these: lan estaslem.  I will not submit.  And hear me you followers of a backward, pseudo-religious, totalitarian ideology masquerading as a religion:  I will never stop saying that your prophet (bacon be wrapped around him) was an asshole who liked to fuck little girls (and probably a goat or two).

UPDATE:  Obama is still a Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure.  (Thanks to Ace for that continuing gem.)



Finally: humor that says something honest about Obama

Wednesday, August 8th, 2012

– Elphaba

This needs to make the rounds. There’s not enough satire focusing on President Obama.  Most comedic acts poke fun only at conservatives.  This has a level of honesty that is a breath of fresh air:

Obama That I Used To Know – watch more funny videos

Celebrate the ORIGINAL Velvet Revolution, not Brett Kimberlin’s rip-off version

Monday, June 18th, 2012

– Wiccapundit

Go to this site, and repost and Tweet the link as well:  Velvet Revolution.  It is a site dedicated to reclaiming the term “Velvet Revolution” from Brett Kimberlin, who uses it as a catch-all for his nefarious doings.  The term originally (and properly) referred to the non-violent Czech uprising against Communist rule in 1989.  The site’s goal is to push Brett Kimberlin’s version so far down in the Google rankings that it effectively disappears.  Help them out.


Day of Blogger Silence

Friday, June 8th, 2012

– Wiccapundit



Can Pat Condell say this? Well, someone has to.

Monday, May 28th, 2012

– Wiccapundit

Pat Condell hits it out of the park again.  It’s all gold, but here are a couple of the money quotes:

Although we in the West are not at war with islam, wahhabi islam, the bat-shit crazy one with all the money, is very much at war with us, only we’re too stupid to see it.

My honest opinion is that wahhabi islam is such an obvious mental afflication, that science ought to be looking for a cure.

Spot on. (h/t Ace)


Everybody Blog About Brett Kimberlin Day

Thursday, May 24th, 2012

– Wiccapundit

“We must all hang together, or assuredly we will all hang separately.” – Ben Franklin

I don’t believe I could find a more apropos quote.  Title of this blog post is a reflection of the fact that ALL conservative commentators are targets of the Left, whether we think so or not.

There are two aspects of Brett Kimberlin you should know about.  One is the serial lawsuit-filer, who has taken it upon himself to sue or threaten to sue numerous conservative bloggers, such as Robert Stacy McCain, Patterico, Aaron Worthing, and others.  The other is the convicted serial bomber.  To learn more about this unsavory individual and his crimes, see this October 2010 article in The Indianapolis Star.

Fact: Kimberlin was convicted of the Speedway bombings and sentenced to 50 years in jail.  This is the truth, not opinion.

Fact: Kimberlin was paroled after 13 years of his 50 year sentence, but his parole was revoked when he made no effort to pay the $1.6 million judgment he owed to the wife of one of his victims.  He served another 4 years.  This is the truth, not opinion.

Fact:  Kimberlin has been the plaintiff in over 100 lawsuits, by his own admission.  This is the truth, not opinion.

Kimberlin abuses the legal process to harass his critics and those who dare to shed light on him and those who back him.  Once way to put a stop to this is to create so many targets that Kimberlin and his Leftist cronies can’t sue them all.  Your Wiccapundit has decided to be one of those to stand up and say: “No More!”

It is my opinion that Brett Kimberlin is a worthless sack of wet brownies, a complete waste of space, and unworthy to breathe the same oxygen that decent people breathe.

Here’s my thumb in Kimberlin’s eye:  Try to find me.  Try to sue me.  Try to win.

You will fail.