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The coming fumigation.

November 20th, 2016

Wiccapundit –

President-Elect Trump’s initial appointments indicate that he will be employing a take-no-prisoners approach to dealing with the entrenched cronyism and corruption in D.C.  Reminds me of this:

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I think I sprained a groin muscle watching this.

November 12th, 2016

Wiccapundit –

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America. Fuck, yeah.

November 12th, 2016

Wiccapundit –

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It’s official.

November 9th, 2016

Wiccapundit –

Yes, I stayed up to the bitter end, just to hear President-elect Donald J. Trump’s gracious and classy acceptance speech.  It looks like I called the outcome perfectly, as the projected popular vote actually went to Donald, and the projected Electoral College number is north of 300.

This is one of the most immensely satisfying moments of my life.

Give thanks tonight to whatever god(s) you worship.  We have been given a reprieve.

Let’s not blow it.

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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

November 8th, 2016

Wiccapundit –

It’s not official (yet) but I DO believe that I was pretty close to fucking spot on with my Tarot prediction.  The New York Times website is projecting Trump the winner (called it), Clinton winning the popular vote (missed that, but I’ll revisit when the final tallies are in), Trump to take Pennsylvania, Ohio, and Michigan (called it, called it, called it), and Trump to finish with 305 Electoral Votes (called it).

I am feeling GOOOOOOOOOD!

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My quadrennial Tarot reading and Presidential election prediction spectacular!

November 7th, 2016

Wiccapundit –

The last two Presidential elections, my Tarot reading/prediction has been awful.  Then again, the Republican candidates were awful, so there’s that explanation.

Here are the questions, the cards I drew, and my interpretation/prediction:

Will Trump win the election?  Three of Wands. This card is about expanding on success, looking ahead to new challenges, and building on strengths. While a forward-looking card, it tends to be about watchfulness, readiness, and even wariness. Great success rarely comes looking for you; instead, you must blaze your own path. Prediction: Trump wins the election.

Will he win the popular vote? Ace of Coins (Pentacles). This card indicates a fresh start, or a new opportunity. Enthusiasm will get us going in the right direction.  Prediction: Trump wins the popular vote by a comfortable margin. I would say a large margin, but I have to factor in the fraud factor that will shave off a few percentage points from an obvious landslide.

Will he win Pennsylvania? Queen of Swords. Wisdom gained through painful experience is the hallmark of this card.  Will Pennsylvania exhibit wisdom gained through the painful experiences of its steel and coal industries and vote Republican this time?  I think so.  Prediction: Trump takes Pennsylvania.

Will he win Ohio? Ace of Swords. This card relates to the arrival of a new idea, or the moment of inspiration when we see the world in a different way, including the exhilaration of the prospect of change.  Prediction: Trump takes Ohio.

Will he win Michigan? The Lovers. This Major Arcana card is the one of joy, happiness, and satisfaction.  It can also indicate the need to make a difficult choice. Prediction: Trump takes Michigan.

Will his Electoral College total top 300? The Chariot. The card of control through sheer force of will.  Who does that sound like? Drive and ambition can achieve great success. Prediction: Trump’s Electoral College total will top 300.

The cards were drawn from The Victoria Regina Tarot, the deck I use for most readings.

We will know tomorrow night if judged the portents correctly.  For comparison, my gut tells me yes.  For the last two elections, I predicted a Republican win, but my gut did not agree.  I was clearly trying to whistle past the graveyard and engaged in wishcasting.  Not this time.  It just feels … right.

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“Spirit Cooking?” What a crock of shite.

November 4th, 2016

Wiccapundit –

The latest sludge to come out of WikiLeaks about the Democrats is the story of Hillary’s campaign manager John Podesta participating in supposed “occult rituals” called “spirit cooking,” which are alleged to be part of the Thelemic practice created by Aleister Crowley. Some misguided Internet commenters are referring to this a “Wiccan practice.”

What a load of shit.

Believe me, as a long-time witch, Wiccan priest, and occult practitioner, I can assure those who are not familiar with the occult that this disgusting crap has nothing to do with witchcraft or Wicca.  This load of manure is nothing more than attention-seeking boundary pushing by a self-styled “performance artist” whose craving for approval by the “edgy-and-transgressive” crowd of pseudo-elite Acela corridor fellow travelers pushes her to perform these stunts.  These people get the same frisson of pleasure being outside the bounds of respectability that they would feel by wearing a Nazi uniform to a costume party.  They like to freak out the mundanes and to assure themselves that they are above it all, unbounded by any rules of taste, character, or restraint.  For historical precedent, see, e.g., Sir Francis Dashwood’s Hellfire Club, where 18th Century British High Society rakes would ridicule religion and take part in socially-perceived immoral acts “meant to shock the outside world.” (Ref: Infogalactic).

The ringleader of this modern suppurating pustule of liberal elite filth claims that if this practice is performed in an art gallery, it is merely “performance art” but if performed in private it is “intimate and spiritual.”  Right.  Just like jerking off in the bathroom is merely self-pleasuring, but doing so in a public park will get you arrested for public indecency.

By the way, “occult” simply means “hidden.”  Only Mormons with a “Temple recommend” are allowed to attend services inside the Temple in Salt Lake City.  These religious rituals are not open to outsiders (i.e., non-Mormons), therefore, they are “occult.”

Does that freak you out?

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I’m running out of superlatives.

October 29th, 2016

Wiccapundit –

I need some help, Dear Readers.  I’m running out of words to describe the looming election results.  So far, I have:

#Trumpslide

#Trumpnami

#Trumpnado

#Trumpocalypse

#Trumpageddon

#Trumpalanche

#Trumpalooza

#TrumpSMASH!

#Trumprenaissance

#Trumptacular

I believe that after the election, all of the world’s dictionaries will need to be reprinted, changing the spelling of the word “huge” to “yuge.”

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Haven’t these people watched any Mafia movies?

October 29th, 2016

Wiccapundit –

I continue to be astonished at the arrogance/stupidity of the Democrats with respect to communication.  Compromised emails, seriously? Haven’t these people ever watched any movies about the Mafia, like say, Goodfellas? The Mafia big wheels NEVER used the telephone for any critical communication, assuming that their phones were always being tapped by the Feds.  Important messages were always transmitted person-to-person.

But these fuckin’ guys? Sending in-the-clear emails discussing the most damaging material.  And a crap ton of them, too.  I probably haven’t sent 30,000 emails in my entire life, much less during the course of a few years’ employment.  And haven’t these people ever heard of encryption? Jesus, you have a security clearance.  Couldn’t you get some at least industrial-grade encryption so that not just everyone can read your innermost thoughts? Couldn’t you have even used the “File Password” function on fucking Windows 7?

And these people presume that they are smart enough to rule us?

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This election was decided months ago, and it was decided by men.

October 9th, 2016

Wiccapundit –

All the *gasp* terminal upset about Donald Trump’s “locker room” comments about women is meaningless.  This election has already been decided, and I don’t mean in the tinfoil-hat-fix-is-in way.

People made up their minds months ago about these two diametrically opposed candidates.  Nobody is swayed by the debates; the latest faux “scandals” cooked up by left wing media about Trump or real scandals accurately reported by alt media about Clinton; or rallies, however well or poorly attended.  The cake is already baked.

Men have decided this election.  The country is just going through the traditional rituals while we wait for the official result.  Why, you ask?

Because men look at these two candidates and relate them to themselves.  So, Trump made a lowbrow comment about a chick? Gee, what man hasn’t heard or said the same himself in a locker room with other men? Only pussies and homosexuals.  Men look at Trump and see the Alpha guy on the shop floor, on the sports team, or in the bar.  They listen to Clinton and hear the screeching shrew that was their ex-wife or crazy college girlfriend.  Who do you think this demographic will break in favor of?

If the majority of American men have not completely lost their ballsacks, then Trump will be the God-Emperor in a landslide.

That is all.

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